one bad pun...

[Microbass]

i was looking over an old poltical thread in another forum i frequent, i saw a post I had forgotten to reply to.
the thread is about the wra in Iraq.

Marty, are Scotsmen in Iraq? Have any been kilt?

DAYUM!

 

[ApeIsHigh81]

:scowl:

 

[DaveCustomMade]

I know a guy who entered a pun contest. He submitted 10 of them hoping that at least one would place high in the ranks, but as he told me later, "No pun in 10 did."

Poor guy.

 

[bmc]

I know a guy who entered a pun contest. He submitted 10 of them hoping that at least one would place high in the ranks, but as he told me later, "No pun in 10 did."

Poor guy.

Don't fret. Guitars get picked on too.

 

[Michael Jewels]

OH NO !!!

The sickness returns !!!

Mike

 

[Eric Cameron]

:ulls out rubber chicken::

Don't make me use this!!

Rock on
Eric

 

[Sonorous]

Ahhh, I love puns.

 

[Michael Jewels]

Everyday, Pauline Pretty and Bonnie Beautiful would go the salad bar for lunch, and everyday, Ulysses S. Ugly and Roger B. Revolting would hit on them and ask them for dates.

So, one day, Bonnie couldn't take it anymore and screamed, "Why don't you two creeps lettuce alone?"

BUT ACROSS THE STREET...

..at Steve's Seafood Stop, most of the patrons were musicains.

Steve couldn't figure out why musicians mostly ate at his place, so he asked one of them who said, "We love your C food, because there are no sharps or flats."

Good night my children!

Mike

 

[Sonorous]

The first one was the best.

 

[Steph Dawe]

Don't fret. Guitars get picked on too.

Gold.

 

[bmc]

Gold.

Tone it down or you'll get into treble.

 

[Michael Jewels]

There was a special promotion at the Exxon station near the interstate during the month of October: A free cup of chili every time you filled up your tank.

So, both car and driver got gas at the same time.

Mike

 

[Frank Martin]

"No pun in 10 did."

 

[Eric Cameron]

That's it, the next punner get's a chicken across the head!!

::swings rubber chicken around like nunchuka::

Rock on
Eric

 

[bmc]

That's it, the next punner get's a chicken across the head!!

::swings rubber chicken around like nunchuka::

Rock on
Eric

That's pretty fowl humour.

 

[vbass]

That's pretty fowl humour.

There's no U in humor.

 

[Michael Jewels]

Mr. Clock had forgotten that today was his wedding anniversary.
Mrs. Clock was very upset; she would not tock to him.

Mike

 

[vbass]

Ohhh, you should have put.. Mrs Clock was 'ticked', she would not tock to him.

 

[bmc]

There's no U in humor.

Americans spell it without a "u".
Canadians spell it with a "u".

Same with colour/color.


I'm Canadian.

 

[vbass]

Americans spell it without a "u".
Canadians spell it with a "u".

Same with colour/color.


I'm Canadian.

Yes, it was a joke.