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one bad pun...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Microbass, Oct 19, 2004.


  1. i was looking over an old poltical thread in another forum i frequent, i saw a post I had forgotten to reply to.
    the thread is about the wra in Iraq.

    DAYUM! :crying: :p
     
  2. ApeIsHigh81

    ApeIsHigh81

    Aug 24, 2004
    CA
    :rolleyes: :scowl:
     
  3. I know a guy who entered a pun contest. He submitted 10 of them hoping that at least one would place high in the ranks, but as he told me later, "No pun in 10 did."

    Poor guy. :(
     
  4. bmc

    bmc

    Nov 15, 2003
    Switzerland
    Don't fret. Guitars get picked on too.
     
  5. OH NO !!!

    The sickness returns !!! :eek: :bawl:

    Mike :D
     
  6. ::pulls out rubber chicken::

    Don't make me use this!!

    Rock on
    Eric
     
  7. Sonorous

    Sonorous

    Oct 1, 2003
    Denton, TX
    Ahhh, I love puns.
     
  8. Everyday, Pauline Pretty and Bonnie Beautiful would go the salad bar for lunch, and everyday, Ulysses S. Ugly and Roger B. Revolting would hit on them and ask them for dates.

    So, one day, Bonnie couldn't take it anymore and screamed, "Why don't you two creeps lettuce alone?" :rollno: :p

    BUT ACROSS THE STREET...

    ..at Steve's Seafood Stop, most of the patrons were musicains.

    Steve couldn't figure out why musicians mostly ate at his place, so he asked one of them who said, "We love your C food, because there are no sharps or flats." :bag:

    Good night my children! :p

    Mike :D
     
  9. Sonorous

    Sonorous

    Oct 1, 2003
    Denton, TX
    The first one was the best.
     
  10. Gold. :D
     
  11. bmc

    bmc

    Nov 15, 2003
    Switzerland

    Tone it down or you'll get into treble.
     
  12. There was a special promotion at the Exxon station near the interstate during the month of October: A free cup of chili every time you filled up your tank.

    So, both car and driver got gas at the same time. :rollno:

    Mike :D
     
  13. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
     
  14. That's it, the next punner get's a chicken across the head!!

    ::swings rubber chicken around like nunchuka::

    Rock on
    Eric
     
  15. bmc

    bmc

    Nov 15, 2003
    Switzerland
    That's pretty fowl humour.
     
  16. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    There's no U in humor.
     
  17. Mr. Clock had forgotten that today was his wedding anniversary.
    Mrs. Clock was very upset; she would not tock to him. :p

    Mike :D
     
  18. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    Ohhh, you should have put.. Mrs Clock was 'ticked', she would not tock to him.
     
  19. bmc

    bmc

    Nov 15, 2003
    Switzerland
    Americans spell it without a "u".
    Canadians spell it with a "u".

    Same with colour/color.


    I'm Canadian.
     
  20. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    Yes, it was a joke.