January 2015; just days after my Chris Squire (R.I.P.) encounter:
Having left the heavily gigging coverband, I had put myself out there as a sub, to enable a scratching of the proverbial itch. Sure enough, a traveling bluesman took me up on it, and I found myself playing Tempe's famous Mill Avenue yet again, with no prep, charts, or even song titles to work with. The one thing that he did not have was a tip jar. I improvised one with a Champagne bucket that I happened to have in my car (I do adult beverage promo work as another source of income). We absolutely KILLED. He could really make that old Strat scream, cry and all of those other "hot guitard" cliches that we all know and loathe. He was also pretty good at following along, and making a pair of my blues originals sparkle. The one thing that he did not have was a tip jar. I improvised one with a Champagne bucket that I happened to have in my car (I do adult beverage promo work as another source of income). The lead waitress actually took the jar on a "tirck or treat" run throughout the room. There was over $100 in it, by the end of the gig, which I proceeded to distribute equally between the guitard, drummer and myself. Net pay for the gig was thus $88, which is not bad for only 2 hours of playing time. The guitard's girlfriend even came up to help a nice version of "Fever," but she took exception to me handling the tip jar, saying that it was her responsibility. I cooly retorted that she should have provided one, and that she was derelict in her duties, thus justifying my filling the leadership vacuum. Of course, that was not the only time that I had filled the vacuum, that night. The venue was relatively new, and the sound system was incomplete. I had brought my own mics, and a powered floor monitor, which I ended up needing to use, as well as a bass rig. I had to play sound man, before we started, too. Something just wasn't quite all there with this guy, it seemed, but we covered for it. The drummer was my recruit, although I had never played with him before. It was a nice memory that I saw as testament to my skill.
3 weeks later, in mid-February, just after V-day, I get another text: "Hey man, you wanna do another gig tonite?" It was the same as before, only this time, the g/f had the tip jar, the venue had fixed the non-working stage right monitor issue, as well as hung the PA mains from the rafters. The mixing board was no-longer in the back of the stage, by the drums, but actually behind the bar. No trick or treat run with the tip jar, so the take was only 3/4 of the previous gig, but we pulled it off, again.
I don't know what happened to this cat, after that. He had mentioned moving to Flagstaff. Fun and profit were had, and the memories are pleasant.
Of course, one of the more ultimate exercises in truly winging it is live band karaoke without a bouncing ball on a screen to help the guest singer (because the BL was cheap, and the singerbabe/MC too lazy to help the guest, most of the time). Guest vocalists will skip a line, or even a whole verse, jump early to a change, or miss it completely. As musicians, the job that those of us in the band had was to shift on the fly, to stay with the vocalist. Talk about really testing your skills and ears!
It's close enough to Christmas to propose a toast. Raise your glasses, everyone, to winging it.