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Onion readers: favorite headline/article?

This is probably the funniest book I have ever read.


Warning: Do not read this if you are capable of being offended.


Our Dumb World - Atlas of the Planet Earth The Onion

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Generic Candy Corn Will Give You AIDS

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Once again, Halloween season is upon us, and with it, the wonderful anticipation of dressing up and trick-or-treating for delicious Brach's candy. With that in mind, it's important to remember all the ways that you can make your Halloween safer and more fun. It won't put a damper on anyone's holiday spirits to wear high-visibility costumes when going from house to house, to have kids trick-or-treat with an adult, and to inspect all candy for tampering. Perhaps most importantly, keep in mind that eating just a single kernel of candy corn manufactured by a company other than Brach's Confections will give you a deadly case of full-blown AIDS.