Orange Bowl halftime show

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With all loot in promotion for A. Simpson, you'd think they might invest in a vocal coach.

Yeah good idea, she wouldnt want William Hung to jump ahead of her on the charts!

 

[reasonbass]

I wish Slayer would have played the half time show....
Slayer + Football =

 

[kserg]

YOU SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

nice

Yeah... that was bad... but... you got to give her credit... she got some guts... if i sucked this bad i would not have guts to sing anywhere besides shower... guts baby... pure guts...

 

[jenderfazz]

That was ridiculous. Stop pushing her already. I'm surprised the company hasn't kicked her by now. Waste of time...

 

[DannyB]

I bet if any one of us had a father for a manager, who happened to be the guy who manages Jessica Simpson (she has talent.. not my style at all but she IS talented) and had the whole "both daughters or none" thing hanging over their head... we'd get a shot too, no?

Just my 3 cents (Cdn)

 

[Mon Rominee]

The Mountain Dew that is on my keyboard that came from my nose is just for you.

HA! I think I'll pass on the thirst quencher...yeah.

And Bob, no kidding, huh? It's like car accidents and the world's worst police videos...the toothless millions eat it up.

And to the quip about hiring a vocal coach...to think, maybe they did, and this performance is "marked progress".

shudder.

 

[Chad Michael]

Hopefully Ashlee with be the catalyst that forces music back to being talent- based.

 

[P. Aaron]

Hopefully Ashlee with be the catylist that forces music back to being talent based.

Why? The big "media" companies realize that promoting trainwrecks are as/if not more profitable than risking capital on talent?

The long suffering for us "original+style" music fans has only just begun.

 

[Hollow Man]

A few weeks ago, I went out to lunch with a co-worker who had her CD playing in the car (maybe bassturtle's wife's coworker?), and I ended up hearing a significant portion of the album, and I couldn't get over how bad it was. The lyrics (the few that I caught) were trite, and instrumentation was boring and unimaginative, and her vocals were just terrible. I understand that pop music is usually pretty simplistic and formulaic, but I've been out of the loop on just how BAD things were becoming. When did talentless people not only start getting work, but start ending up at the top of the social food chain?

 

[Mon Rominee]

Not sure, but it is awfully telling:

To show by example JUST how fickle, and ungenuine, and unloyal the mass buying public is,

Ashlee's album sold more than her actually talented sister Jessica's recent album did.

So not only are the mass public a bunch of followers who really cannot make up what is good music for them selves, they have MTV and Big Radio do it, but they also cannot discern from talented people over fashion trend.

Ashlee, you are an absurd little turd. Hey, that rhymes!

 

[bassist4ever]

i think ashlee needs to put the biz end of a .45 in her mouth and sneeze.

would solve one little problem of today. next up, that avril chick....

 

[golden_boy]

A few weeks ago, I went out to lunch with a co-worker who had her CD playing in the car (maybe bassturtle's wife's coworker?), and I ended up hearing a significant portion of the album, and I couldn't get over how bad it was. The lyrics (the few that I caught) were trite, and instrumentation was boring and unimaginative, and her vocals were just terrible. I understand that pop music is usually pretty simplistic and formulaic, but I've been out of the loop on just how BAD things were becoming. When did talentless people not only start getting work, but start ending up at the top of the social food chain?

I havent heard simpsons record, but I heard lavgines latest one, and I had the exact same reaction to that album as you did with simpsons record, it was disgusting.

I also saw ashlee simpson in the half time show, it was awesomely funny. I have it downloaded. I also saw a post on her forum saying how she was good and shouldnt have got booed. That made me laughed too. They even said she was in tune! that made me laugh even harder

 

[Mon Rominee]

And seriously...the reality show? I saw one episode and one ad.

The one episode focussed mainly on her infatuation with this guy with hair like Limahl from Kagagoogo...who does really pussified acoustic drivel. While this thoroughly captivating footage unfolds, she's on his video shoot, conveniently, and everytime they had a scene together....all she wanted to do was give him kisses...and then it was valentines day and he didn't call.


boo hoo...damn fine episode ...cannot wait for this series on DVD....


And the ad, which now makes a whole lot more funny than then, was a clip of her "rehearsing" for a debut show or something, and ends with her going "I can't sing because I can't hear my monitors".

Don'tcha mean guide track to lip sync to?

You know like when you're really cold and your scrotum retreats for warmer climate? Yeah, same effect.

 

[bassist4ever]

You know like when you're really cold and your scrotum retreats for warmer climate? Yeah, same effect.

if i'd been drinking something, the keyboard would be coated in it. LMFAO

 

[The Golden Boy]

if i'd been drinking something, the keyboard would be coated in it. LMFAO

Mon's on a roll- two days in a row.




(a mons on a roll- a naked fat woman?)

 

[bassturtle]

I hope it was intended as a gag gift.

brad cook

No actually it wasn't. I wanted it.

 

[Mon Rominee]

if i'd been drinking something, the keyboard would be coated in it. LMFAO

tee hee!

 

[DigMe]

I think this is the best description of Ashlee Chumpson that I've found yet. From a commentary on MSN:

Much of the blame for this fiasco falls upon ABC, which hired this female Gilbert Gottfried to headline the halftime show for college football’s ultimate game,

brad cook

 

[Mon Rominee]

That's excellent! HA!

 

[ambolina]

Along with all the badness, she's trying awful hard to be Gwen Stefani in that clip.