Ouch

[red_rhino]

Nobody wants to know what kind of cab? Me thinks this is a good time to consider neodymium.

 

[GwenOnBass]

For some reason vividly reminded of a high altitude mountaineer's recounting of what happened when a nurse at a party asked to see his frostbitten toe.

She fainted when the dog ate the toe after she dropped it on the floor when the toe came off in her fingers.

Not sure why I know that story? But it is totally Aadams Family vibe.

 

[Deleted member 165050]

Nobody wants to know what kind of cab? Me thinks this is a good time to consider neodymium.

Just an EBS 1x12 - I guess if it had been an 8x10 I’d have a bandaged foot!

 

[Deleted member 165050]

That's cool that your dog has their own laptop station.

Dog?

 

[higain617]

You think the Carpet Pissers did this?

At least I'm house-broken!

 

[InternetAlias]

I wish this site had actual emote-type likes, because now when I like your post where your foot is all banged up it looks like I am enjoying your misery.

"mmm this person hurt themselves... yes.. yes.. so nice, I like that!"

 

[jamro217]

What's the best broken toe for metal?

 

[Son of Wobble]

Dog?

Rigggghttt..... I didn't notice that was a Mac!

 

[InternetAlias]

What's the best broken toe for metal?

Whichever you get, make sure it's black.

Sadly, that one actually works here. Damn.

 

[BOOG]

(foot - shoe) + bass cab = pain

your foot matches your pj's now

 

[jamro217]

Yep, she's broken/sprained alright, don't need a doctor for that diagnosis. And 9 times out of 10 there is no point in medical care or a cast or splint of any kind.

I've had the purple peanut on every one of my toes, some more than once.

Heal quickly mi amigo.

There is a new invention for this type of injury. It's a miniature truss that fits around the toe with a series of small rods similar to the innards of an umbrella. It's called TOERT (pronounced TORT). The new Therapeutic Outer Extremity Repair Truss is designed specifically for bassists who have unfortunate close encounters with speaker cabs and bare feet. It is available in a variety of sizes to ensure a comfortable fit. Standard colors include white, black, and tort.

 

[greenduke]

Here's what most drummers would-say do!

 

[PaulJSmith]

I've given instructions to my Wife that when I die she is to have both of my feet x-rayed to see just how many times my toes were actually broken. I'm betting it's in the double digits.

 

[twinjet]

(foot - shoe) + bass cab = pain

Was the fridge worth it?

Hey, get better!

 

[FrenchBassQC]

That rug really ties the room together.

I thought you were going to say "That rug really matches with your toe."!!!

 

[Son of Wobble]

There is a new invention for this type of injury. It's a miniature truss that fits around the toe with a series of small rods similar to the innards of an umbrella. It's called TOERT (pronounced TORT). The new Therapeutic Outer Extremity Repair Truss is designed specifically for bassists who have unfortunate close encounters with speaker cabs and bare feet. It is available in a variety of sizes to ensure a comfortable fit. Standard colors include white, black, and tort.

Hmmm... Noon in Rhode Island...Yeah, I guess that's early enough to be smokin'

 

[jamro217]

Hmmm... Noon in Rhode Island...Yeah, I guess that's early enough to be smokin'

No. Just trying to be uplifting to our injured brother. As they say, laughter is the best medicine (at least the best medicine you don't inhale).

 

[Son of Wobble]

No. Just trying to be uplifting to our injured brother. As they say, laughter is the best medicine (at least the best medicine you don't inhale).

Yeah, unfortunately they've just issues a new "laughter tax" here in Calif. 9.75%. Ouch! I'll take mine in tears,
thanyouverymuch

 

[jamro217]

Yeah, unfortunately they've just issues a new "laughter tax" here in Calif. 9.75%. Ouch! I'll take mine in tears,
thanyouverymuch

That figures. As if you've got reason enough to laugh out there to begin with. Must be the equivalent of "no visible means of support".

 

[FenderB]

Ouch.