our idiosyncrasies

[werbo1]

I have intermittent OCD, sometimes everything has to be perfect and organized, and sometimes everything is a complete mess. I'm generally more comfortable in organized spaces though.

ME TOO! I randomly have to organize my desk. I work geometrically, if everything is in some sort of shape, or has a flow to it i'm good.

 

[unclejam]

um i wont date black girls(for some reason people think that black people like black people)

im a virgin but i know hundreds of ways to plz a woman

im not the average black guy but i play the bass

i like to funk but i don't like to dance

i get a natural high but i dont do drugs or alcohol

ive been single all my life.

boy life sure does suck for me (now where did i put that stuff at?)

 

[Some Groovy Guy]

-2.) Every time I start a prayer, I get this mental image of God... but its all wrong, and I can't seem to shake it .. I know He's NOT bald!

Nothing like picturing a made up character eh?
I'll just leave it to Coca-Cola to picture out this "dogma". I mean they did it with Santa Clause right?

Anyways...

- I always need to be woken up by my cell phone. It's on vibrate beside my bed. I'm a deep sleeper.

- I like to wrap myself up in the blankets.

- I can't stand listening to people eat annoys the hell out of me

- Everyone on the road are idiots and i'm the only good driver out there.

- I prefer to talk to people face to face than over the phone, i'm a terrible phone person.

- I am easily agitated by the fact that people can believe what is written out in most of the religious beliefs. Sure, there is something more to our world than what we can see, but we can't honestly accept a book written by men to be the "word" of god. Seems a little skeptical to me.

- I need to be on the left side of the stage. It's like my head doesn't turn left.

- people who think that Marijuana is a no-no. It's safer than Liquor. And it's only been banned recently in human history.

That's all I can think of now.

 

[mlowe]

have stupid contradictions like having an open mind about all types of music.

I just can't stand trance/repetitive electronic stuff. I hate it, can't be open minded about it.

Rather listen to classical.

 

[peaveyuser]

i get a natural high but i dont do drugs or alcohol

pfffft

ive been single all my life.

welcome to the club.

im a virgin but i know hundreds of ways to plz a woman

No you don't, you just think you do because of PORN

boy life sure does suck for me (now where did i put that stuff at?)

You and me are more similiar then you think except I haven't put my conclusion as life sucks. I can only blame my problems on myself, no one else to blame. Life is what you make but it doesn't suck for you or me, why because we live comfortably, with a roof over our head and food to eat. Some variables may suck like being single but that's it. You could say life sucks compared to others in my living class. Think about how good you have it and that will cheer you up a bit. Sure I get bored because I live in the boring suburbs with nothing to do and with no work yet, I also might get PO'd or disappointed in myself because of the being single factor but it passes, I just take a bike ride alone to think a bit and relax.

 

[hbarcat]

--I can fall asleep whenever I want to and can wake up fully alert the instant my clock radio goes off.

--I've developed intense passion for a few very specific things such as playing the bass, furthering my own political agenda in a state where I don't live, having a good relationship with a woman who isn't necessarily a good match for me, thinking about the laws of nature that govern the universe, making the perfect spaghetti sauce with cheese and finding both strengths and weaknesses in people and things around me.

--A little over eight years ago I discovered the ultimate meaning of existence but I never tell anybody the details because the answer is very disappointing and would make some people angry.

--I enjoy thinking about unlikely tragic scenarios, and often wonder what would happen if they occured; like what if everyone on Earth died of some new disease except for people who had the genetic condition of dwarfism, because they were immune? I could spend hours just thinking about how society would evolve with people only 3-4 feet tall.

--I am engaged in a serious quest to learn how to divide by zero. I realize that it's probably impossible to do but it doesn't stop me from trying.

--To keep myself from becoming infuriated with the incompetence of all people, including myself, I imagine everyone as a sort of tall, thin chimpanzee, going around in human clothing and using human tools yet completely incapable of making rational decisions and therefore exempt from any blame and worthy of pity.

--Just for fun I'm building a car that I can drive everyday that will be so unlike other cars that most mechanics will be unable to understand it much less work on it.


That's all I can think of right now.

 

[soulgeezer]

Clicking sounds and whispering cause me physical pain, like someone is pounding a Q-tip into my ear with a hammer.

 

[Jiggybass]

Whenever I see someone riding their bike no handed, for some terrible reason, I want more than anything to see them fall over

It's actually really easy to ride no-handed, so you'd be lucky to see someone fall over

 

[The Alexander]

-I daydream about the responses of other people from me dying,
getting seriously injured, or getting very very sick.

-If my fan is on in my room, and there is a piece of paper rustling, I will find and immobilize the offending article.

-If someone does not address me by name in a group situation, I will assume that they are not talking to me. (unless it's painfully obvious that they are)

-If a girl is friendly towards me, I assume that she likes me, but then I dismiss the idea as absurd.

-I don't want to start a relationship in fear that I will become stuck in my current location.

-I tend to fall for girls that are not exactly compatible with me

-I will not date someone if they are not somewhat compatible with me

-I believe most things that I hear, but constantly try to remind myself to take everything with a grain of salt.

-I don't find myself interesting, and wonder why other people do.


That's about it. I'm insecure.

 

[Jiggybass]

A few more...

- I make the most awesomely horrible puns.
- I put my right shoe on first, but tie the left one first.
- I need to have my wallet in either my front right, or rear right pocket, and my cell phone in my left front. Always.
- I have to be outside at least an hour or two a day or else I get a massive headache.
- I can't listen to music I like softly.
- Speakers need to be on both sides of me, not just in front.
- Armrests in cars drive me nuts.
- Heavy rain makes me really happy.
- Loud talkers really drive me up the wall.
- I can't live a day without Tim Hortons.
- I greatly look forwards to death.

 

[::::BASSIST::::]

"A little over eight years ago I discovered the ultimate meaning of existence but I never tell anybody the details because the answer is very disappointing and would make some people angry."

Okay fess-up. We wont hurt you. Its the internet.

This thread is very amusing. Please continue.

 

[soulgeezer]

Carrots. The Meaning of Life is carrots...

 

[Aaron]

-Sometimes I feel the need to reorganize objects in a perfectly uniform manner.
-I have to shower first thing in the morning.
-I enjoy pestering small pets.
-I can't stand noise pollution that can be easily controlled. Roommates leaving on TVs and stereos drive me nuts.
-I hate dirty dishes. They make be depressed and irritable.

 

[funkalicious101]

-I cant eat without socks on
-I love eating in the shower (the one exception to my previous point)
-I honestly think I am amazingly funny and clever
-I have had little to no interest in a relationship lately, and if they oportunity comes up I will likely do nothing about it
-I cannot forget any "fun facts" to save my life (they do get pretty fun though)
-I go out of my way to distract myself (example: When I should be studying for a big exam instead of reviewing my stuff I would rather try to figure out the name of some random character in a book I read years ago, to do this i must: tear appart my room to find said book and find the single page that this character is mentioned on)
-At 14 and on I would work full time during the summers, but I cannot stand doing any work around my house.

I'll try to think of some more

 

[Stanley Design]

I CANNOT handle the sounds of people eating. It used to be noisey open mouth disgusting people, but its gotten so bad lately that Ihave problems eating in the same room as someone without lots of background noise. And its one of the few things that will make me irrationally snap at someone.

I'm in the exact same boat, the only time I CAN be around someone eating is if I'm also eating and my own noises are drowning them out completely. It is the sickest thing in the world hearing people eat. I could listen to ANYTHING other than that. It actually kind of scares me how intensely I feel about this, and am scared it will get worse and interfere with my life.

 

[Baryonyx]

-I am always humming tunes. Quite often, that tune is "Escape" by Jonas Hellborg, which could well be my favourite Jonas Hellborg song!

 

[ALiP BoB]

-I sometimes get grossed out with musicians rocking out. I'd think to myself "Holy **** that guy's fingers must be either numb or coated with callauses "

-I do NOT like wearing anything on my wrist. I just don't. Eeew.

-I am still waiting for that first bass but I already have more then 2k worth of posts on TB.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Clicking sounds and whispering cause me physical pain, like someone is pounding a Q-tip into my ear with a hammer.

That's because you're batman, either that or you're a dolphin.

 

[username n/a]

-Im the punnyest person in the world
-I think im ubsesed with Iron Maiden
-I like PORN WAY to much
-I hate socks
-I hate shoes
-I love Burckenstocks
-I ubsesed with Iron Maiden Memorabiliea
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[flakeh]

-I like PORN WAY to much

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porno, PORNO PORNO!!!


anyway
- i make terrible jokes sometimes
-I have intermittent OCD, I'm usually to lazy to have OCD, but sometimes, everything has to be perfect. I'll spend hours re-arranging the position of my amp because i don't like how it looks.
-Also have intermittent ADD whilst having intermittent OCD. Usually makes for a fun time.
- I realy have no desire to do anything over the summer. It sucks. i hardly even play bass that much.
- I can't stand environmentalists or this 'theory' of climate change. did we all suddenly forget what the ice age was?
-I don't wear socks unless i have too.
-despite how i look, I'm way more punkish/gothish
-I talk to myself, But I i say "we" e.g " We get ourselfs in a bind here buddy, way to go *******,"
- I can't sleep unless theres some form of white noise. a fan or music...or a car..anything.
-I like sammichs far too much. I'd kill for one right now.
- I make dead baby jokes far too much aswell.

thats about it. Me in a nutshell. No, this is me in a nutshell
'help! help! im in a nutshell, what am i doing in this enormous nutshell'