Panamanian held in Spain with cocaine breast implants

[colcifer]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20705742#TWEET443424

Sometimes a headline just seems too good to be true...

 

[Eric Perry]

Amazing!

 

[Bloodhammer]

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie.....

*holds microphone toward audience*

 

[Solarmist]

I can think of a few jokes at this point ...

 

[clbolt]

... and it's the biggest drug bust ever... rimshot...

 

[Ziltoid]

Somebody double-bagged her.

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

See, airport patdowns do yield results