No, potty mouth. It's just a cartoon suggesting that expression. You know; "How much extra for a horse to get the happy ending?"
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No, potty mouth. It's just a cartoon suggesting that expression. You know; "How much extra for a horse to get the happy ending?"
Wiki what?
To simplify a bit, but not overmuch, a parameter is simply a variable aspect of a population, a system, an equation, etc. For example, "average annual income" is one of many parameters describing bass players. Others might be "physical mass", "degree of hairiness", "artistic integrity", "tolerance for free jazz hardliners", etc.
Nitpicky for sure, but since I'm certain you must get a lot of reactionary guff (20 pages worth??? Let's see...) in response to your open and well-thought-out elitism I thought you could use the feedback to make a marginal improvement in your game. Your intonation's definitely off with that word the other way. Just refer to Gary's values, not his parameters.
Keep fighting off the vulgarians! Find more ways to get in little, belittling digs like that root-five thing you did about a zillion posts ago. Those are good.
Personally, I just love to play, giving my artistic all to every gig.

Flame on!
I once thought I was special. Then I stepped out into the world.
Man I just can't help but think, it's only music. No one musician is so special that they should be a complete terd of a human being. I know two great bassists who play amazingly AND are some of the most down to earth generous people on earth. The kind of guys who would be working even if they played half as well as they do.
I'm really happy that things seem to be winding down amicably here. It would be really unfortunate for someone to fan these flames back up again.....aw ****....I can't help it. We'll see 20 pages for sure.
Did anyone see the page 17 article in the September 2007 Downbeat? It's not online yet for me to post a link, but subscribers check it out and non-subscribers will have to live with the reader's digest version for a little while longer.
Why is it the most enlightened of us seem to have to worst people skills?
The article is titled "Jarrett's Angry Onstage Outbursts Lead to Umbria Ban, Apology" Too relevant for me not to mention, plus I think on page 11 I prayed for self control that obviously never came.
Excerpts include:
"...rumors floated that he was in a foul mood. But, no one was prepared for Jarrett, before he played a single note, to pelt the crowd - 4,500 who paid the equivalent of $130 per ticket - with profanity and insults. He also pointed to people in the crowd with cameras and called them '********' (a word the Downbeat allows, but talkbass.com does not, so use your imagination) then proclaimed that he'd be happy to leave the goddamed city of Perugia."
"What is clear is that Jarrett will never again play the Umbria Jazz Festival." ....the artistic director said "Jarrett, the artist, is sublime, but Jarrett the person is questionable. It is regrettable to witness this type of schizophrenia involving these two aspects, because we expect an artist we love to behave in an appropriate way. Many people came from hundreds of kilometers away and paid good money to see him and you can't treat them this way."
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"As for Jarrett's digs of the city...we won't have anything more to do with him. He will always continue to be part of the history of the festival, but we will do without his music."
There's more, but I got a C- in stenography, so I'm sure that's enough to start defending his actions and artistic integrity and explain how it actually was a fine example of professional behavior for people on his level of advancement and enlightenment.
I'm glad I suck. To quote one of the less enlightened musical geniuses of the century "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun."
Hey Marcus, can you get me a job at the diner when you're waiting tables?
The term is often used to mean the constants of an otherwise open concept.
Jarrett in Umbria:
Ok this is hysterical.
It's like some perverted bestial thing if you look at it right.