Perfectly Useless Bass Products

[Jebberz]

Haha! Classic. Where I live (eastern Slovenia), "češko", which is "Czech", refers to clumsy makeshift stuff like this, as well as anything tasteless and cheap- there are "czech parties" where you come in your most garish and tacky vintage clothing (paisley bell-bottoms and a sheepskin vest would be perfect), and drink cheap hooch until everyone is vomiting all over. This comes from the socialist days when Czechoslovakians had a lot more money compared to Yugoslavians, and would stop by this area on their way to the Adriatic sea.

Czech tackiness really is genuinely epic and charming to this day, though. In Prague not too long ago, I saw a teenage boy in a santa-claus-red velvet 3 piece suit, walking around in broad daylight. In Krumlow, pretty much the whole population looked just like one of our local "czech parties". I'm sure Dr. Who must be very popular, because Tom Baker's Dr. Who would be a "sharp dressed man" by those standards. It doesn't hurt that Czech and especially Slovak women are the most beautiful women in the world- doesn't even matter that the lady is wearing a dress crudely hand-stitched together from her grandmother's dish towels, she is still super hawt.

I loved that country, also loved the fact that it was cheaper to buy Canadian Whisky oz by oz and empty the bottle than tho buy the whole same bottle here in Canada where it's made...

 

[NecroticImbecil]

Finger Ease was in a spray can, and IME made the neck/strings more sticky. The stuff that you rubbed on was called Fast Fret, and I thought it was way better than Finger Ease.

Ah, I had only heard of but never used Finger Ease.

 

[Matt Bowen]

These may or may not really exist
A guitar stand for bass only.
Bass instrument cable.
Uhhhhh what else...

EDIT(s)
Oh got another one:
Digital Bass only tuner
& also
Bass Mic

A bass specific clip on tuner would actually be rather nice as it seems like most regular clip on tuners have some trouble with the low frequencies of my basses

 

[Matt Bowen]

Finger Ease. Geddy Lee was in print somewhere back in the day as liking it.

I wouldn't doubt it. There's no telling how much he actually relies on such products though

 

[pablomago]

Miss Pamela was a GTO. The Plaster Casters were two girls from Chicago.