This has got to be very difficult for you.
For the record:
Satire
[sat-ahyuh r] /ˈsæt aɪər/
noun
1.
the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2.
a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3.
a literary genre comprising such compositions.
OP: Think of it
this way. You own a company,
and employ a VP. He not only wants to start a business in the same field as you, but wants to be able to take time off from you (maybe 50% of the time) whenever he wants to work on his own
busin
ess, and you have to suspend your own operations until he decides it's time to come back to you. Is it unreasonable for you to
say no?
Satire: Think of it this way. You're a piec
e of candy, sitting on a barstool made of glass. You can hear yodeling, but it appears to be coming from a horse named Wanda. She not only wants to be a dancer someday, she also is running for President of Khazistan, a fictional country filled with lemonade and cotton candy. Sixteen Irish sweaters start writing Haikus about piranha, and you are almost out of gum. How many apples does little Johnny have?
In order to be helpful, I randomly
italicized and
bolded text. I can't explain the coloring. That was outside my control. Possibly gremlins. Or pacers. Not sure.