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Picking a band name sucks

I was in a female-fronted blues band in 2012 and we agonized about names for months. Finally came up with "Thrift Shop Radio" - like some kind of magical radio you found at a thrift shop that played cool old songs. Well - that was right about when Macklemore and Ryan Lewis came out with their song "Thrift Shop" :banghead: So people thought we were some kind of novelty rap act or something.
Current dance cover band has a female lead singer who is a red head - hence "Red Delicious". Not a super inventive name but we aren't trying to change the world here:D We keep saying we need to get a sponsorship from Redd's Apple Ale;)

I like "Mug Shot Monday" - to me it reminds me of a weekend of partying that went slightly wrong - in a comical "The Hangover" kind of way. OK for a party band that plays mostly clubs, might turn off the wedding and event customers though. "The Switch" isn't bad. Not a fan of 'Long Hand". Also "Rock Bottom" reminds of the cheesiest of classic rock cover bands.
 
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One thing I've noticed is that there are a set of themes that practically every cover band in our area uses - just about anything that's a bar, gambling, or biker reference. Last Call, Shotz, Lucky Seven, Straight Up, On the Rocks, Jack of Hearts, Road Kings... a gazillion bands with names like that. I wanted something a little different.

The Ride is my favourite from your list.

It is really tough when one of the criterion is that it has to be 100% original. With the internet and a big world becoming accessible, it's almost impossible that any decent name hasn't been taken. If you're just going to be playing covers in your immediate area, then all you have to do is ensure your not using the same name as an internationally acclaimed band.

Very true. I'm not insisting that there's NO band in the world out there with the name. Just none nearby or national, and not too MANY with the name. There are a couple other bands out there called Long Hand or similar, but only a couple, far away, and not very active from what I can tell. The problem with "The Switch" was that we got a LOT of google hits for "The Switch Band," none local but enough to make me worry about people trying to search for us.

I really like Mug Shot Mary (or Monday, whatever). That's a cool f***ing name.

Thank you. Please don't take it for six months, if we don't end up sticking with Longhand I may campaign to go back to it.

My kids suggest: The Toots.
Maybe: Tom Toots

That would bring up great opportunity for the "Farting on Stage" thread!

Band names are a lot easier these days:
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But I'm curious why "Longhand" rather than "Cursive".

Ha ha there's actually a pretty active band out there called Cursive already. The original notion to the Longhand name was actually anatomy - me and the guitarist both have long spidery fingers.
 
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