Player's Grade (band ettiquite)

[dcr]

Heavy relic would be like Granny Clampett.

Then Ellie Mae has to be Collector's Grade! I mean...those jeans. Yowsa!


dcr

 

[Peteyboy]

Heavy relic would be like Granny Clampett.

 

[Ronzo]

Dang Ronzo. Not disagreeing at all, but that was amazingly specific.

Amazingly specific would refer to the wrap dress she wore at her eviction.

Departed the show or earth?

Evicted from the Big Brother house last night. Wore a filmy wrap dress and stilettos to the eviction meeting and subsequent interview. Not sure if there was any other clothing present.

 

[Ronzo]

He was just saying I couldn't get top resale $ for it. He didn't even mean it as an insult. Which is what made my response more satisfying somehow. You don't want someone telling you your mom is vintage but kinda beat up & has many aftermarket modifications but is still desirable, but her resale value is diminished. We are not polite men, generally speaking.

As we used to say in the old neighborhood, "She's got some mileage on her. But it's all highway mileage."

 

[DirtDog]

What order would you put that pedal in your polymer chain?

Right after the benzene ring modulator.

 

[Iristone]

What order would you put that pedal in your polymer chain?

Always put a methionine first in the chain.

 

[Volker Kirstein]

Right after the benzene ring modulator.

Always put a methionine first in the chain.

Last should be Dimethylgonnakillya.

 

[Oddly]

I still wanna hear @bolophonic 's line...

In February, before the pandemic, I witnessed the most earth-shattering mom joke at a band rehearsal. It was so devastatingly perfect that the entire band sat in silence for ten long seconds before anyone could even react. I can't even begin to describe it.

 

[dadglasser]

Yeah, but in your defense she's a drummer's momma.

 

[DirtDog]

Last should be Dimethylgonnakillya.

Is that for overdrive or full-on distortion?

 

[PaulCISSA]

As we used to say in the old neighborhood, "She's got some mileage on her. But it's all highway mileage."

Yep - Ridden hard and put away wet.

 

[Michedelic]

My drummer said he thought my '72 Gibson was "player's grade", so I told him I considered his mother to be "player's grade". I think I might need a new drummer.

Worth it.

So, his mother is doing Bootsy?

 

[rjake007]

My drummer said he thought my '72 Gibson was "player's grade", so I told him I considered his mother to be "player's grade".

At least he didn't call it Road Worn!

 

[Peteyboy]

At least he didn't call it Road Worn!

Yeah, Road Worn is rough. If you look a man in the eye and call his mom Road Worn (which I woulda had no choice but to do) you have to be ready for a tussle.

 

[WI Short Scaler]

My drummer said he thought my '72 Gibson was "player's grade", so I told him I considered his mother to be "player's grade". I think I might need a new drummer.

Worth it.

Rest assured, my response would have been very similar.