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"My name is Jerry and I'm a patch-a-holic."
What? my dog's name Patches what else
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"My name is Jerry and I'm a patch-a-holic."
Jerry's psychologist attributes his patches fetish to the fact that his mom and dad were at Woodstock when he was conceived.
ive got some good ones for you
After a failed stent in the Army all Tony gitard had to prove he was enlisted was his fatigue cap
hysterical!!
"This is the last known image of Kevin after, what I'm told was a blinding light followed by a high pitched scream, all that was left was a couple of quarters, an old set of flat wounds and what appears to be a half eaten Zagnut bar mysteriously still left sealed in the wrapper. . ."
Hey yeah can I get a bag of peanuts!
Alvaro Martín Gómez A.;10948271 said:
If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times, guitar players are NOT, under any circumstance, allowed to make a "bass face!"
Hey, look what I'm eating! Oh, wait, I forgot, I already swallowed it. Well, come see me on our break and I'll show you what I'm eating then, but not until after I burn another one with little drummer boy over there.
My best "writer's embelishment" captions are above...
Sara was so nervous it took her three songs before she realized the mic was in her right hand and all along she was singing into an empty mic stand
I wonder if he'll notice if I steal his hat.
Big Tony Blues Harp couldnt believe his eyes when Nick took to slappin it during the verse of BB KINGS THE THRILL IS GONE
Here's one.
OnlyoneZ was thrown out of the TB Fender club recently for lying about owning a Fender P when he posted on your gig pics for us to caption and he was found to be playing a SILVERTONE REVOLVER BASS which he later confessed to.
Note to self, band taking acid before gig = bad.
Mom no I can't talk now I'm at a gig. Yes Mommy I have on clean underwear
Hows this:
Ali's attempt to make his SX P into a Fender P was discovered after the marker he used for the logo started to fade next time use a sharpie dude!
Patton didn't realize slapping on an up right is a little bit different then on his electric he gets the cast off in 6 weeks
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The boy's in the band warned Ty that singing "Lady in Red" acapella woundn't go over in a punk bar...an angry fan's right hook ended his night.
The boy's in the band warned Ty that singing "Lady in Red" acapella woundn't go over in a punk bar...an angry fan's right hook ended his night.
Hows this:
Ali was nearly crucified by his fellow Tbers when he posted a picture of himself playing with the wrong two fingers!
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