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ok go to his house, whipe dog poop on his door handle (outside) And than, put more in his mail box, like fill the box. Than you have to ring his bell about 12 times and run away, as your running you water balloon his house, so he thinks rocks were thrown. And than when he comes out side you cluck like a chicken so he comes outside, and than you run away, and as he goes back inside. La poopie is on el mano.

lol We did this to somebody a while ago. It was hilarious. Make sure you have a good getaway plan though.

And the poop doesn't damage there property, just the guys self respect. They just wash it off with a house.

Oh yeah btw - Clucking is vital to the success of your mission... :ninja:
 
i don't know about smoke bombing i should explain my situation a little better
i'm in a strings camp right now and we live in dorms and the people i want to prank are 22 and i know the code to sneak into there dorm but the problem is during the school year it's somebady'`s hopuse so they probably wouldn't like a smoke bomb going off in there.
 
eric234 said:
i don't know about smoke bombing i should explain my situation a little better
i'm in a strings camp right now and we live in dorms and the people i want to prank are 22 and i know the code to sneak into there dorm but the problem is during the school year it's somebady'`s hopuse so they probably wouldn't like a smoke bomb going off in there.

Poo in a bag, hide it somewhere.
 
Short Sheet his bed... classic...

Uhm there are these "door alarm" fire crackers.. go BANG really loudly, but don't actually cause damage... small.. like an inch long and 1/8" in diameter with a string on each end..

Rig it up so when he opens a door (closets are great for this) he gets a real bang out of it... I did these in college. scared the crap out of my roomate...

Subscribe his email address to random USNET groups of a dubious nature...

If he's got his own bathroom, saran wrap on the toilet bowl is another classic, safe prank...

Vaseline his doorknobs.. don't use rubber cement, as it dries quickly, or it will drip onto the carpet... badness...

At night, cover his coorway in plastic wrap, so the when he opens the door, he walks into a wall of plastic wrap.

hmm.. one that takes more planning, but is tons of fun:
Get a freezer box from like Best buy and a WHOLE lot of styrofoam peanuts... At night, cut one end off the box and stick it against the door to his room. Using the Blue painter's tape, you might need to tape the box to the wall, just to be sure.. Fill the box with the peanuts...
 
bassman314 said:
Short Sheet his bed... classic...

Uhm there are these "door alarm" fire crackers.. go BANG really loudly, but don't actually cause damage... small.. like an inch long and 1/8" in diameter with a string on each end..

Rig it up so when he opens a door (closets are great for this) he gets a real bang out of it... I did these in college. scared the crap out of my roomate...

Subscribe his email address to random USNET groups of a dubious nature...

If he's got his own bathroom, saran wrap on the toilet bowl is another classic, safe prank...

Vaseline his doorknobs.. don't use rubber cement, as it dries quickly, or it will drip onto the carpet... badness...

At night, cover his coorway in plastic wrap, so the when he opens the door, he walks into a wall of plastic wrap.

hmm.. one that takes more planning, but is tons of fun:
Get a freezer box from like Best buy and a WHOLE lot of styrofoam peanuts... At night, cut one end off the box and stick it against the door to his room. Using the Blue painter's tape, you might need to tape the box to the wall, just to be sure.. Fill the box with the peanuts...
awesome thanks man
 
1. Call him up and ask him if he has Prince Albert in a can. When he says "yes," ask him to let him out.

2. Call him up and ask him if his refrigerator is running. When he says "yes," tell him he better catch it.

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I crack myself up sometimes.
 
Call him four or five times over an hour asking for Dr. Hanks. About 15 minutes after the last call for Dr. Hanks, call him again and say "This is Dr. Hanks, do I have any messages today?".

-Mike
 
Very minor, nobody gets hurt: buy some snap and pops, and put them under the toilet seat, carefully, with the toilet seat down. Next person sitting there will get a start.

Actually, i suppose that works better on women....so feed him a nasty, toxic curry before hand. or something. not laxatives, as you can make someone very ill.