pranks

[Ívar Þórólfsson]

Put a floater in the water tank of the toilet...

Preferably a human poop. The whole place will stink up and few people actually go open the water tank of the toilet to check if that is the source of the foul smell

 

[Matt Till]

This one is classic: Break into his house in the middle of the night, and rearrange all of his furniture, leave absolutely nothing in its original spot. I'm talking chairs, desks, lamps, even the photos on the wall. Then, set his house on fire.


This one is cool too. Pee in a ziplock bag, stick it in a freezer. MAKE SURE IT'S SEALED! Then, you'll have a sheet of frozen pee you can slide under a door... that will eventually thaw.

 

[MJ5150]

YIKES!!

I need to make sure I never upset anyone here at TB. Some of these ideas are brutal!!

-Mike

 

[Hollow Man]

Go watch Van Wilder. You'll know the scene.

 

[Eric Perry]

Go watch Van Wilder. You'll know the scene.

That was the MOST disgusting thing I've ever seen!!!

Paul needs to add a "vomit" smiley to the list, cause that's what I almost did when I saw that!!!!!

 

[kserg]

How about i will sell you my wasp nest... and you put it under his bed...

Or pay a very ugly girl in your camp to come up to the guy in front all his friends... slap him in the face and yell "thanks buddy... now I am pregnant... thanks a lot!" then run away crying

 

[Eric Perry]

How about i will sell you my wasp nest... and you put it under his bed...

LOL. Not as much fun as the M-80 though kserg!

 

[kserg]

Smear the inside of his clean undies with bengay.

I've heard that done to hockey players... just think... same thing except it take about 10minz to take the gear of

LOL. Not as much fun as the M-80 though kserg!

Still done understand what m80 you guys are talking about?

 

[bassman314]

I ran XC in High school...

We did that to freshman football player's shoulder pads with this stuff called "Red Hot".. Used correctly, you'll get a good burn for a while.. OD it in the pads?? yeah that was funny watching them squirm... The coach blamed the JV squad.. the Varsity Squad knew... and laughed...

 

['JC']

I've been fired before for pranks.

Need more info on your situation and the target.
Location/surroundings, his interests, his possessions etc.

 

[Eric Perry]

Still done understand what m80 you guys are talking about?

It's like a badass firecracker dude. Not up to par of a quarter stick, but it'd still vaporize them wasps!!!

 

[steveksux]

When I was working with a buddy and we were still living at home, we'd prank each other's lunches.

One time, I took all the meat out of his sandwich, put it back together neatly, wrapped it up like it was.

Took a bite. Weird look. Took another bite... hmmm.. took a REALLY big bite... HEY! Opened the sandwich... nothing but mayo....

He called his mom up, "What's up with you today, there's no freaking meat in my sandwich...!" I lost it at that point.... "Mom? Uhhh.. Never mind...."

Randy

 

[steveksux]

Go watch Van Wilder. You'll know the scene.



That was the MOST disgusting thing I've ever seen!!!

ROFLMAO!!!

That scene could make a cop swear off donuts!!

Anybody notice the dog's huge prosthetic balls until it was finally:

"Time to make the donuts!"

Should have beaten Star Wars out for special effects awards!

Randy

 

[kserg]

It's like a badass firecracker dude. Not up to par of a quarter stick, but it'd still vaporize them wasps!!!

Oh nice... I like that idea...

 

[eric234]

lol these are the best man i think i'm going to saran wrap the entrance door so that everyone gets pranked

 

[sargebaker]

the ziplock piss one is prety sweet

 

[eric234]

yea that is evil but sweet.

 

[fraublugher]

urinate in a condom and wrap it round the front door knob.

it's tricky to get it off without getting it on ya.

 

[TheNerdBass]

M-80's are banned in every state... or so I've heard. That doesn't mean they are hard to get though...

Think of the loudest concert you've ever been to... that is about the sound you get when one of these babies goes off. Plus... the big smoking hole in your yard.

 

[eric234]

ahh just get a ****load of sparklers and tape them together with duck tape and the explosion is crazy plus there's a big smoking crater in your yard after one of those babies goes off