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pranks

#41
eric234 said:
ahh just get a ****load of sparklers and tape them together with duck tape and the explosion is crazy plus there's a big smoking crater in your yard after one of those babies goes off
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Yea, my cousin and I did this once, and it welded all the sparklers togerther, as well as creating like a 10ft flame, that caught the trees above us on fire. Plus they burn at like 2000 degress Ferinhiet, yet, they are legal in a lot of states.
 
#42
For a little cleaner (and more sanitary) prank than the Poo smearing, simple vaseline is just as irritating, without the smell and disease. and the key is to go through the room/house and put it on ANYTHING that you hit with your hand, but can be done so it doesn't show. the back/undrside of all knobs (Doors, water,etc), the underside of light switches, Apliance and cabinet handles (do the INSIDES of the handles, the part you don't see but your hand just squishes right into when you grab it), telephones, remotes, soap (VERY important, he's going to want to wash his hands and THIS WILL PISS HIM OFF). Just go around and hit EVERYTHING you pull or open with your hands. He will still be finding more for DAYS to come, and there's no smell to warn him it's there.

Then set his place on fire. (good thing I wasn't drinking when I read that Matt, I'd have Kaluah in my sinuses right now if I was.)
 
#44
ArtisFallen said:
Put some "Nair" in his shampoo bottle....

this is a little more cruel than the other pranks, but if he's really getting to you, there's nothing more humiliating than going around with bald patches and looking like you've got mange.
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Reminds me of police academy... but crazy glue in shampoo bottle:)
 
#45
If there are telephones in the room, and they're BLACK, you can use Edge shaving gel for a very interesting and fun prank. Just carefully fill the earpiece with the gel, making sure to level it so that you can't tell it's there, then go call the phone from elsewhere....

:)
 
#46
I'm a huge fan of the covering the door thing, but I'd suggest doing it with duct tape. For the grand effect, secure it to the frame by going around the edge with caulking. For an even grander effect, make it so the inside part -- the one people are gonna see upon opening the door -- is covered, top to bottom in freaky porn.

Also a fantastic one is to pick a room where the door open's towards you, instead of into the room. Then, get enough dixie cups (or equivalent) to cover the entire floor. Fill every cup with water, and place it on the floor so there are no gaps. Careless people will walk in, step on a couple, and knock 'em all down. More observant people will notice and have to pick up every one of them individually, because knocking over one knocks over the entire thing. Plus, because it's just water, it's not gonna stain anyhting.
 
#47
Aaron Saunders said:
Also a fantastic one is to pick a room where the door open's towards you, instead of into the room. Then, get enough dixie cups (or equivalent) to cover the entire floor. Fill every cup with water, and place it on the floor so there are no gaps. Careless people will walk in, step on a couple, and knock 'em all down. More observant people will notice and have to pick up every one of them individually, because knocking over one knocks over the entire thing. Plus, because it's just water, it's not gonna stain anyhting.
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Awesome, simply awesome!
 
#54
Gard said:
If there are telephones in the room, and they're BLACK, you can use Edge shaving gel for a very interesting and fun prank. Just carefully fill the earpiece with the gel, making sure to level it so that you can't tell it's there, then go call the phone from elsewhere....

:)
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A dud put mayo on a phone and did that to me. I threw a sand filled tape dispenser at him- hard. He hurt more.
 

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