Right. Enough people seem to rave about the B1on. I've had a look, and it looks pretty cool, if a bit "what does all that stuff mean?" to a new bassist. I heard one guy said he got the b1on and regretted not getting the B1XON (I'm gonna send these guys an email and ask if the guy who names their products is a fourteen year old script kiddie

) so I've ordered a B1X0N(OMGWTFBBQetc) and a rather shiny 6 meter (why?) blue 1/4 - 1/4 guitar lead

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I'm a little bummed that my amp will be delayed, but on the other hand, the bricky (I'm just gonna call it a bricky from now on) will keep me entertained until I can afford the amp. By which time I should be able to play consecutive notes on more than two strings without hurting myself.
ALSO! My Planet Lock strap arrived, and a cleverly designed little thing it is!
AND: My tuner (always handy to have one even if the bricky has one too) - a Snark SN-2 (The yamaha one I ordered was out of stock so they said "why not have an SN2 instead?" and my skillbook have been shipped too

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I suspect I've just been attacked by GAS. I can feel it clawing at my mind like the dark side of the force

UPDATE: Wow, 22 minutes after ordering, the retailer has marked it as dispatched.
that's pretty cool.