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Puarija is so cute.

Benjamin Strange

Benjamin Strange

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Dec 25, 2002
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Yeah, I admit it. For some reason every time I see this avatar Invalid Link Removed I can't help but smile. Look at that mug; he seems like such a nice young man. I bet he loves his mother, pets stray dogs, and helps little old ladies across the street.

He seems like the kind of guy I'd want to give a great big man-hug to (keep the naughty parts 2.5 feet away, with hearty back slaps), buy him a beer at the local biker bar, and talk about Metallica, football, and debate Ford trucks vs. Chevy. He seems like a wholesome type of guy that you'd go fishing with, invite over for a backyard BBQ, and go to Lynard Skynard concerts with. I don't know what it is about him - maybe it's the **** eating grin, or maybe because he looks like Chewbacca. Wookies are trustworthy creatures, so maybe that's the connection.

He's also got a serious GAS problem. Maybe his warm demeanor is a desperate cover for his disease that he is valiantly trying to fight. It's like those little kids who are fighting cancer or something. You admire their struggle, and their smiles seem all the brighter in the face of their situation. Poor Puarija - he puts on such a strong visage. He does not deserve our pity, but he needs our love.

Ok, that was stupid.
 
#9
Gia said:
i heard puarija's favourite colour is green and he likes to eat icecream and watch movies.

he looked so cute at school today. i saw him in front of his locker wearing a taking back sunday shirt and i was like "LOLZ HAWT"
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Gia said:
did he pay you to do this?
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Gia said:
I HAVE TO EARN A LIVING SOMEHOW :(
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Nice monologue... Just backwards order :D :p
 
#11
Benjamin Strange said:
Yeah, I admit it. For some reason every time I see this avatar Invalid Link Removed I can't help but smile. Look at that mug; he seems like such a nice young man. I bet he loves his mother, pets stray dogs, and helps little old ladies across the street.

He seems like the kind of guy I'd want to give a great big man-hug to (keep the naughty parts 2.5 feet away, with hearty back slaps), buy him a beer at the local biker bar, and talk about Metallica, football, and debate Ford trucks vs. Chevy. He seems like a wholesome type of guy that you'd go fishing with, invite over for a backyard BBQ, and go to Lynard Skynard concerts with. I don't know what it is about him - maybe it's the **** eating grin, or maybe because he looks like Chewbacca. Wookies are trustworthy creatures, so maybe that's the connection.

He's also got a serious GAS problem. Maybe his warm demeanor is a desperate cover for his disease that he is valiantly trying to fight. It's like those little kids who are fighting cancer or something. You admire their struggle, and their smiles seem all the brighter in the face of their situation. Poor Puarija - he puts on such a strong visage. He does not deserve our pity, but he needs our love.

Ok, that was stupid.
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I guess this is between guys who work in music stores kinda thing
 
#20
Mark Latimour said:
Meh....he bumped a whole lot of threads in the For Sale forums.....that was annoying....

On the other hand...Ben Strange is a bit of a hottie
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Yeah, I can be cute when I want. See?

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I don't have that same sort of Wookie trustworthyness going on that Puarija does though. I'm more like a scruffy looking nerf herder.

I'm trying to find some shots of Puarija's cuteness-in-a-manly-sort-of-way, but I'm coming up empty. Oh well; I'm sure Gia saved some to her hard drive. Perhaps she could help us out.
 

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