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Hmmm. Maybe you should adhere to a policy of choosing more traditional brands of lip balm...I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...
It left her speechless
Hmm . You’re right. Maybe that’s why my attempts failed to cement her trust in such things.
I enrolled in a rock climbing course today.
I also enrolled in a mattress making course, just in case I need something to fall back on.
I also enrolled in a mattress making course, just in case I need something to fall back on.
Gloria Gaynor invited 6 guests to dinner but one declined. "That's OK,”she said, "I will serve 5".
Pirates Love Algebra
Because x marks the spot.
Because x marks the spot.
TIL the Pentagon was supposed to be the Octagon.
But the contractor kept cutting corners.
But the contractor kept cutting corners.
So you're saying pirates ARRR mathematically inclined?
For those who study mathematics religiously 
One day, Jesus said to his disciples:
"The Kingdom of Heaven is like y = 3 x^2 + 8 x - 9."
A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter:
"What, on Earth, does he mean by that?"
Peter smiled. "Don't worry. It's just another one of his parabolas."
One day, Jesus said to his disciples:
"The Kingdom of Heaven is like y = 3 x^2 + 8 x - 9."
A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter:
"What, on Earth, does he mean by that?"
Peter smiled. "Don't worry. It's just another one of his parabolas."
Well, in his defense...the budget was so small that getting the thing built at all was a war of attrition.
Special thanks to @tpaul !
I play nerd funk.
I stay in the pocket protector.
I play nerd funk.
I stay in the pocket protector.
Until I was helpfully cross-posted here by @roccobass, I had no idea this 1,674-page thread existed.
Thanks to you, I now have serious decisions to make regarding the disposition of my waking hours over the next year and a half.
