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Puns!
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That moderator better watch his step. I can see this situation escalating to another level.
When asked why I treated a pun with disdain, I answered, "That's just how eye roll."
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica, $3.75 in Bermuda, and $3.00 in the Bahamas. Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Yup, it's panda mania around here.
It's the only way to Express oneself in these crazy times.
When I worked in a used record store, I would tell every customer that “all sales are vinyl.”
I know. It's not even up to date!
If you need to get your back straightened out in Egypt, you go to a "Cairo"practor.
Yeah, I knew he hadn't thought of the recipe himself the way he sheepishly said that.
Ewe are always on point with these puns!
I had time then. Can’t do much now since I’m currently on the lamb!Ewe are always on point with these puns!
I'm not buying it. You are trying to pull the wool over our eyes.I had time then. Can’t do much now since I’m currently on the lamb!
Nay, my good man. It is beneath to fleece my fellow TBers of the joy of a good pun!
