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Quirky Things You Do As A Bassist

I bring a pair of rubber chickens to every gig. Most times, I use them.
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I’ve always got at least one new joke at every gig. Most of them I can’t repeat here.

If the audience is really listening lead them in this cheer (might not want to if children are present):

You: Give me an 'F'!
Audience: 'F'!
You: Give me a 'U'!
Audience: 'U'!
You: Give me an 'N'! Fun! Hey, are we having fun?
Audience: Was expecting a different letter.
 
While on stage, I'm generally wearing a nice button down shirt, usually pearl snaps with the sleeves rolled up.

I'm ALWAYS wearing a t-shirt under it with some sort of Luchador print. It started by accident, but now I'm scared to change it.
 
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