Quotations you remember

[Rich Fiscus]

I’m going to write this down so I can lose it instead of forgetting it.

- Me

 

[2strings2frets]

If men believe you may be a fool , don’t open your mouth and remove all doubts.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Tap, tap, Woah! Don't throw stones.
-The Sports​

 

[Tom Bomb]

History is, as often as not, our present politics projected onto the past.
-Robert Davis, historian
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[Tom Bomb]

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it.
-Upton Sinclair
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[2strings2frets]

Before you embark on a journey of revenge , dig two graves.

 

[FilterFunk]

 

[2strings2frets]

Before you embark on a journey of revenge , dig two graves.

Sit next to the river long enough and your enemies will float by.

 

[Tom Bomb]

All the world's a stage.
-Conan the Barbarian​

 

[FilterFunk]

 

[shadowtippy]

I don't remember who said it but I like: Beat in a duel of wits by an unarmed opponent.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Don't fall in love.
-a ferret
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[Father Gino]

The two immutable laws of the physical universe:

1) You can’t get something for nothing.

2) You don’t have to do anything.

Richard Prentice, physics teacher @ Bulkeley High School circa 1972.

 

[5StringBlues]

"Got dangit Big Daddy, you can't play football standing up!". - Coach Goering, 1981

 

[Tom Bomb]

Clear the mechanism.
-Robin of Locksley​

 

[ElectroVibe]

Believe, and then you will understand.
- Life Today

 

[Tom Bomb]

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
-Harry and the Hendersons
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[Tom Bomb]

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Not Sure.
-idiocracy
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[knumbskull]

If it ain’t broke, don’t break it

 

[Michedelic]