Quotations you remember

[2strings2frets]

There is no instance of a nation benefiting from prolonged warfare. Sun-tuz

 

[Pilgrim]

Probably my all-time favorite quotation...from Chief Dan George in The Outlaw Josey Wales:

"Endeavor to persevere."

If you know the movie, you know the quote...it's supposed to be the motivation behind the chiefs declaring war in the United States.

I often find myself telling one of my friends or family "Endeavor to persevere!"

 

[CheesyCheesebourne]

The line between good and evil cuts through the heart of every man.

 

[StereoPlayer]

Got milk?

 

[fig]

People don't care how much you know. They want to know how much you care.

 

[FilterFunk]

"Mind your wants, 'cause there's someone that wants your mind." - George Clinton, from the Parliament song "Funkentelechy."

 

[Tom Bomb]

So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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[12BitSlab]

Yukon Cornelius - “What do you know? Even among misfits we’re misfits.”

 

[fig]

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

 

[frnjplayer]

Time to get busy living or get busy dieing
-Andy Dufresne

 

[viper4000]

"Remember, any tool is the right tool, if you use enough force." - Red Green

If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy - Red Green

 

[SoonerBill]

For me one of the saddest quotes ever.

"Sorry, we're closed" - Sam Malone

 

[2strings2frets]

Lead guitarist to a ukulele player as he stepped on stage to jam with the band. “ You know your not supposed to wash your guitar in hot water, don’t you.?”

 

[5StringBlues]

DON'T TAZE ME BRO!- The don't taze me bro guy.

 

[GIBrat51]

My father had a lot of them, but a couple that stick out;
- "Repeating one year's experience 5 times, ain't the same as 5 years experience"
- "Some people's taste is all in their mouth" - and my favorite;
- "Keep your mouth shut; your nose clean; and NEVER volunteer".
His German mother - who was a real piece of work, bless her heart - was fond of
- "She's nice - but she needs a new head".
Oh, and one from Mark Twain, that I was reminded of this morning around the 3rd or 4th tee;
- "Golf is a pleasant walk ruined"...

 

[GIBrat51]

DON'T TAZE ME BRO!- The don't taze me bro guy.

He said to the female security guard - which was probably why she tazed the @!*# out of him...

 

[Snert]

Sod off, Swampy

 

[FilterFunk]

Having the right doesn't automatically make it right.

 

[5StringBlues]

"Shin splints are a figment of the imagination, fellas". - Quote from another one of my dumb Texas football coaches......................

 

[5StringBlues]

"We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth!". - The Cavity Creeps