Rambo

[syciprider]

Typical escapist fare.

Utterly generic characters and predictable storyline.

No deep story development, no suspense and no social commentary whatsoever.

Just 90 minutes of violence.






















The only redeeming value is the high body count

 

[A9X]

The dialogue is special.

 

[syciprider]

Thankfully he didn't have any long lines.

 

[santucci218]

i think he is one of the funniest actors. i wanna see it.

 

[RWP]

ADRIANNE!

 

[syciprider]

Ahye Druh yuhnnn!

 

[RWP]

Ahye Druh yuhnnn!

Best line ever!

 

[santucci218]

"... Oh, yeah, I bought the whole kit -- Yeah, ya sold me the turtles, the bowl, an' the
mountain -- I had to get rid of the mountain 'cause they kept fallin' off."

 

[5andFretless]

2.4 kills per minute is the average through out the 93 minute movie. Gotta love that.

 

[StanFan]

2.4 kills per minute is the average through out the 93 minute movie. Gotta love that.

That's a number I would have expected. My row in the theater was going berserk.

 

[srh]

killin is as easy as breathin

 

[spade2you]

I'm gonna hafta see this one soon!

 

[Mr. Black]

Must see it, soon.......

 

[StanFan]

Hey, redneck!! Try reading the paper instead of sleeping under it.

That was one of my favorite lines.

 

[Josh Ryan]

He's a douche. I'm skipping it.

 

[Pilgrim]

Typical escapist fare. Utterly generic characters and predictable storyline. No deep story development, no suspense and no social commentary whatsoever. Just 90 minutes of violence. The only redeeming value is the high body count

And is any of this a surprise? The title of the movie tells you to simply park your brain at the door and watch the explosions.

 

[Marlat]

Typical escapist fare.

Utterly generic characters and predictable storyline.

No deep story development, no suspense and no social commentary whatsoever.

So, they got it spot on for the intelligence level of the intended audience then?

 

[spade2you]

And is any of this a surprise? The title of the movie tells you to simply park your brain at the door and watch the explosions.

I was hoping for insane plot twists where you need to watch the movie 3 times to get it, and useful dialog in a coffee shoppe for better character development.

Come on guys! Leave your brain in park and enjoy the ride!

 

[GregC]

Blech. I saw one of the Rambo movies (First Blood, Pt. II maybe? I can't keep the goofy numbering system straight). Possibly the most unintentionally funny movie ever.

 

[SoComSurfing]

I went in expecting nothing but gratuitous violence and gore. I was not disappointed. Sure, the dialog is atrocious, but c'mon, the name of the movie is RAMBO! What the hell are you expecting?