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Rambo

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Go see it so Sly can maintain his HGH habit that he now publicly admits. He also encourages older men to take testoterone for their libido, what Dr. Sly fails to mention is that those prone to prostate cancer or who are prostate cancer survivors can re-trigger it with excess testoterone.:hmm:

Money aside, I would prefer a graceful 60 to a fake 40.
 
You guys got nothing.








Me and my friends planned this for a month.




at 1900 hours, chris, pedro, and myself were to show up at jeffs apartment.

We were to be dressed as rambo. No girlfriends allowed to this event.

We all arrive, and commence drinking Country Water (151 everclear, minutemaid concentrate, 7 up). 2 glasses of this stuff should basically knock you out.... we all have atleast 4 glasses.

We then start to play the century club. 100 shots of beer every minute on the minute for 100 minutes.

We made it to 48 minutes, ran out of beer.

2200 hours, we start MARCHING to the theatre, about a half mile.

4 guys, face paint, bandanas, camo pants, and boots.


Highly intoxicated.

We are totally going to jail, right?


I thought so too.

Jeff had on a gray t-shirt on which he had written "Rambo Mother******"

Ticket guy asks what we want to see, he just points to the shirt.


When we get into the theatre, some douchenozzle in front of us turns and says "I'm not gonna put up with any of your crap!"

I'm all like "Yes, you are."

I then turn around to the rest of the theatre, start yelling "WHOS READY FOR RAMBO!!!! YA!!!! RAMBO!!!" high-fiving everyone around me.


Once the crowd was on my side, i turned to the dude and told him to sit down and shut the f up.



He did.



The movie starts, we cheered.... everyone cheered with us.


Movie was over, we marched back to jeffs... People drove by cheering for us.


Me being the dumbass that i am, pass out in jeffs house with my boots on.


They antique me, and take a buzzer to my head.

I didn't notice the hair until half an hour before i had to go to riverside for a funeral. The lady at the hair cut place had to take it all down to a 2 to match it up.

Anyways. Awsome night...

We were kings that night.

Nobody will forget the 4 drunk dudes in camo and face paint way to psyched about rambo.


Seriously, it was the greatest thing i've ever done.