Really, really dumb things you want to do

[Jim Nazium]

Try to make a living as a bass guitarist.



:cant believe no one said that yet:

 

[steamjohn]

I'd love to form a band that does nothing but progressive music from the 70's ( Gong, King Crimson, Eloy, etc..) and play nowhere but country bars...w/ chicken wire.

 

[Nickbass90]

I wanna start a blues band and call it Venus Mantrap and play only breakup songs.

 

[thedudebrah]

I've always wanted to be in a band that is capable of surprising a random crowd with all 18 minutes of The Decline by NOFX.

 

[Baird6869]

Always wanted to form a punk band similar to The Misfits.... Ya know, all songs under 2 min and sound almost exactly the same. Oh, and I would call the band The Skidmarks.

 

[chuck norriss]

1) An all-metal drum kit. Hi-hats, crashes, pots and pans. Have two pedals on a gong - one kick pedal and another pedal that mutes/unmutes it like the brakes on a bicycle wheel.

2) Modify a mid-sized UHaul truck so that the sides of the trailer can all drop down. Use it as a mobile stage and do the surprise parking lot UHaul tour.

1) Rad
2) Rad

 

[Ronbassman]

I want to buy a Squier bass just to Steampunk the crap out of it. Even with a functional "built-in" tube overdrive pedal meshed between the cogwheels and/or junk.

 

[Bassmanmike1]

I've always wanted to open a restaurant called "Sam And Ella's"

 

[skulletwhip]

Start a death metal band with old ladies called Pentagramma.

 

[phatbass]

I want to write a song called "You're smelly, stupid 'n' ugly, but you'll do until your sister gets out of jail". Then the next time some guy comes up to me and wants us to dedicate a song to his girlfriend/wife...

 

[48thStreetCustom]

Go to the creationist museum and shoplift something from the gift shop

 

[walterw]

I wanna start a band that covers the soundtrack from the film "Heavy Metal" beginning to end and then walks off the stage.

i wanna travel cross-country to be in that band, only to live on the davil's couch after it fails to set the music world on fire.

 

[jumblemind]

2) I know a few policemen in this town. I have always wanted to get them to block off a street downtown and try to recreate that old U2 video...

Uh yeah, "old U2 video"...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOq9AXwiiBE

 

[L Anthony]

Form a band named the Divine Intervention Band with my friends (mainly because of how bad everyone in the group plays) and go on our "Heaven Help Us Tour"...

 

[cyclopsbookworm]

Start a band with a lead bassist, a rhythm bassist, and an effects/synth bassist. Who's down?

 

[steamjohn]

Start a band with a lead bassist, a rhythm bassist, and an effects/synth bassist. Who's down?

I'm in!!

 

[AuntieBeeb]

I want to ride a moose through the streets of London.

 

[pklima]

Start a band with a lead bassist, a rhythm bassist, and an effects/synth bassist. Who's down?

Say, I think that was called Switchblade Kittens, though it seems that one of them focused on singing and live they usually really only had two basses.

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[pglaser01]

Without pictures this post is useless.



+1. How about adding:
I want it all (Queen)
I want you (Bob Dylan)

I wanna know what love is...

It may not qualify but it popped into my head so....

I want Charles in charge of me...

 

[cyclopsbookworm]

I'm in!!

Sweet. Which would you prefer? Haha.

Say, I think that was called Switchblade Kittens, though it seems that one of them focused on singing and live they usually really only had two basses.

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That sounds about as bad as it did in my head. LOL. I did find this thread on the subject:

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f28/bands-multiple-bassists-243438/index2.html