(This gag was set up too perfectly for me to resist, so here we go… )
The Jennifer Lopez Signature bass is only sold when it's paired up with another high-profile celebrity signature P.A. (publicity amplifier). Said pairing changes up every three to five years. The current package is the "J-Rod", consisting of a J-Lo bass, marveled at for it's "bottom-end", and an A-Rod amplifier that'll break and be out of commission for an entire season, just when you need it most.
(Funny thing about A-Rod…am I the only one who noticed that he was sidelined with a broken hip approximately six months after he started foolin' around with "The Material Girl"?
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