Wait! Did someone suggest that Englishmen are good lover?
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Wait! I'm English.
James Bond?
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Sarah Silverman PWNS Paris Hilton
- Thread starter Vince S.
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James Bond?
Paris Hilton is an idiot. She's right where I'd be if I did the same sh!t, except my life would be ruined, and if I dropped the soap, so would my cornhole. She's so stupid and and has so much money, this won't teach her a damn thing. She has one DUI and usually with people like her, she'll get the next one very soon. She's an alcoholic and a drug addict with unlimited cash surrounded by scores of sycophantic enablers.
I've got her on my celebrity deathwatch list. It won't be long before she kills herself or somebody else. This broad is a trainwreck and a metaphor for the worst elements of the human condition, all stuffed into a wonderbra.
I've got her on my celebrity deathwatch list. It won't be long before she kills herself or somebody else. This broad is a trainwreck and a metaphor for the worst elements of the human condition, all stuffed into a wonderbra.
I don't get it. Is that like being good in bed, for a self professed "englishman"?
Pardon me good sir?
Yeah. But she's hot and you'd still go for it, right?
Er, um, no. Scrawny bleach-blondes aren't my type and up close, she looks like a tranny. Besides I wouldn't want my pee-pee to rot and fall off. Not everybody thinks Paris is all that.
Agree. While I'd hit it strictly for the ooooh factor of bangin' "Paris Hilton" I think she looks like she was beat with a bag of ********.
She's hot for a Jew? Were you serious, Chris? Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's how I understood you when you said:
I have a good friend who is very well connected in the Hollywood Music scene and has been for over 30 years. He told me that a good friend of his (Both will remain nameless) hooked it up with Paris one night and really put the shag to her, and she was hittin' the meth pipe the entire night. He was glad he "suited up". Yuck.
Paris has herpes, there was a thread about her in the Megadeth forums, that had a link stating that she has the STD.
That was my first thought
If you think that's weird, go back a couple of pages and read the one about Drunk Drivers, Black people and basketballs. I'm still trying to untwist my eyeballs from that one. Its about the most bizarre thing I've ever seen posted on TB...
Paris is probably a petri dish full of active strains of who knows what all.
Not really anywhere near what I was getting at, but good luck with that "comprehension" thing.So the only thing African Americans aspire to is being in the NBA? I see.....
Not really anywhere near what I was getting at, but good luck with that "comprehension" thing.
You couldn't have used a more bizarre analogy.
