Sarcastic Bassists Club

[fretlessman71]

Like I really give a rat's rear end if you join...

 

[(b)Assman]

Hrmmm, I bet this is going to be as elite as the EBMM club.

 

[Beamrider]

This club sucks.
Count me in.

 

[Shibby!]

oh so now theres a club?!?! woopdee do

 

[JacobE]

yay another thread for jerks! (some times being flat out rude is funnier than sarcasm)

 

[Mike Shevlin]

I wouldn't be caught dead in a sucky thread like this - it's stupid.

 

[Zooberwerx]

Oh, sure....I'd just looooove to join this club!

Riis

 

[namraj]

When I told my friends that sarcasm was the lowest form of humor, I don't think they got the irony.

 

[Bass builder]

pppsssst, as if anyone would join a club where they play bass. Like I want to join.

 

[corradoc]

riiiiight. great club man....

 

[BiigM]

As if a bass is even a REAL instrument. Guitar with less strings...pfff

 

[David Jayne]

Oh, sure. I really want to join THIS club. Yeah. Definitely. No, really.
And I want #3.

 

[chicago_mike]

Okay so like if this thread was any cooler, it would have polar bears and penguins all over it. I mean, the extreme profound greatness of this thread is beyond the comprehension of our tiny brainstems.

I wish I could join. No, really, I wish I could join, JimmyM..help me out man, get me in.

 

[Howlin' Hanson]

Well, I really appreciate how quickly the member numbers are being assigned.

 

[optikhog]

Oh this really looks like a great use of my time and bandwidth.

 

[jmccain]

As if we need you to start it.

 

[kenlacam]

Count me in -NOT!!!!!!!!!

 

[kesslari]

These clubs are SO important to my life and my sense of self-worth!
Puh-LEEZE count me in...

 

[amandolin]

Great idea for a club...

 

[mjolnir]

My life is nothing without this club. Really. I'm going to go cry softly in a corner if you don't accept me, maybe write a couple emo songs, dye my hair black and proclaim to the world that no one understands me.

...Actually that sounds pretty good, I'm just gonna go with that. Worked for My Chemical Romance, right?