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Scary Attack Clowns

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by chondro776, Apr 17, 2010.

  1. RWP


    Jul 1, 2006
    I smell law suit. :)
  2. TheDarkReaver

    TheDarkReaver Banned

    Mar 20, 2006
    Lincolnshire, UK
    You can sue him if you hire him to do it, it's not America :ninja:.
  3. lbanks


    Jul 17, 2003
    Ennui, IN USA
    I've always been a bit uneasy about clowns. Even as a kid. Didn't like to see them around.
  4. That's ****ing TERRIBLE!!! I would have crapped my pants if that happened when I was a little kid, and I'd probably hate my parents AND clowns forever.

    Also, BTW, nobody else thought of this??
  5. Jeesh, at least this one will probably give you some coke.

  6. TheDarkReaver

    TheDarkReaver Banned

    Mar 20, 2006
    Lincolnshire, UK
  7. dave64o

    dave64o Talkbass Top 10 all time lowest talent/gear ratio! Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 15, 2000
    Southern NJ

    (*raises hand*)

    Holy crap, I thought I was the only person who ever saw Killer Klowns From Outer Space!
  8. Gopherbassist


    Jan 19, 2008
    My brother is afraid of clowns. It's such a stupid fear.
  9. Simo98


    Jun 18, 2009
    QLD, Australia
    Can you please, please, PLEASE, hire this clown to stalk him as a prank.

    It would be brilliant.. so long as he isn't scarred for life..
  10. Gopherbassist


    Jan 19, 2008
    I don't think it would be effective. He's not OH MY GOD NO NOT A CLOWN! afraid. My mom one day said "yeah, your brother is afraid of clowns." I asked why, and he said "Those bastages were just running around, doing stupid stuff and looking creepy. They're scary."
  11. bongomania

    bongomania Gold Supporting Member Commercial User

    Oct 17, 2005
    PDX, OR
    owner, OVNIFX and OVNILabs
    For the daring and bored, Google "Ouchy The Clown".
  12. DanAleks

    DanAleks Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

    Mar 5, 2009
  13. drteeth


    Apr 1, 2008
    Leuven, Belgium
    Another example of this: whatever sick, twisted, weird fetish you can think of, somewhere on the internet is a site dedicated to it.
  14. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    It said in the article that this was one of his inspirations.

    I prefer Yukko the Clown myself.
  15. buzzbass

    buzzbass Shoo Shoo Retarded Flu !

    Apr 23, 2003
    Did you hear the interview tapes Yukko did @ the Masters ? Hilarious !
  16. MonetBass

    MonetBass ♪ Just listen ♫ Supporting Member

    Sep 15, 2006
    Tulsa, OK
    Right there with you.

    And even though I was never afraid of clowns, I know a lot of kids were (or are). Like they need another reason be terrified of a dude in evil clown makeup.
  17. I read that in the paper last week or whatnot, pretty nuts. What if he gets the wrong kid?

    Also, while clowns from outerspace did come to mind, the reason clowns creeped me out when I was younger was because of this:


    No so scary now, but I was 6-7 when I saw that flick . . .
  18. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    I did not, though I should have.

    They all float down here mohawk...
  19. TheDarkReaver

    TheDarkReaver Banned

    Mar 20, 2006
    Lincolnshire, UK
    They all float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!

    The book it's one hell of a long read. It also has a rather disturbing and graphic under-age orgy scene, something they glossed over in the film.

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