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set my hand on fire

#105
dude u cant top my
hit by car attack
brace face fence attack
man made avalanche
falling off cliffs
running kick in the nuts
4 lane text and dash
the owner of a pub as to call your parents to come pick u up when your 15 cuz to wasted to walk.
ran over on ATV's
falling off cabins
wrapped up in ceran wrap and getting blasted with paintballs
racing down over a rocky hill in a fish tub
challenging 22 year olds to fights on a regular basis
duct taped to walls
mr mc honk if your honey sign on a busy road
slamming into 18 wheelers trying to go underneath their trailors
throwing rocks at moose to see if they will charge you
suiciding diving off a diving board over 10 times doing belly smackers
bag tag cam in the middle of a gym with parents and teachers watching

may i continue?

ps: video tomorrow
 
#108
Its not even stupid, just lame.

I had a honk if youre horny sign....

dur... go hit puberty and do something really stupid. Then you can have your crown back, until then, consider yourself usurped.

Does anyone here think Fontaine won?
 
#109
Fontaine said:
dude u cant top my






falling off cabins

racing down over a rocky hill in a fish tub



slamming into 18 wheelers trying to go underneath their trailors
throwing rocks at moose to see if they will charge you

bag tag cam in the middle of a gym with parents and teachers watching

may i continue?

ps: video tomorrow
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only these even remotely qualify (though I do like the moose one if Ido say so myself)

and.. what's a fish tub?
 
#112
i thought you said you slammed into an 18 wheeler because you couldn't stop:eyebrow:

How about me riding my bicycle barefoot and I'm going down Bard Ave. reasonably fast (20 mph roughly) and my chain falls off. Mind you this is the kind of bike where you have to pedal backwards to stop it.

This is also about 4pm or so and I'm coming to a busy intersection.

Well if you dont have brakes, you've got to break yourself.

My feet got tore up pretty bad.

EDIT: For those of you who don't know Bard is pretty steep. Think San Franciso steep except the top slopes into a curve.
 
#113
BellBottomBlues said:
i thought you said you slammed into an 18 wheeler because you couldn't stop:eyebrow:

How about me riding my bicycle barefoot and I'm going down Bard Ave. reasonably fast (20 mph roughly) and my chain falls off. Mind you this is the kind of bike where you have to pedal backwards to stop it.

This is also about 4pm or so and I'm coming to a busy intersection.

Well if you dont have brakes, you've got to break yourself.

My feet got tore up pretty bad.
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ooowwwwww... man, you get 2 crowns. I actually cringed for that one.
 

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