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set my hand on fire

#67
hit by a car broke my leg, knocked out, right after i got hit i tried to get up and ride my bike away, i was unaware of the fact that my bike was in bits and i was still on the ground...

tried to ramp a fence on a GT Snow racer the day after i got my braces on, i slammed into the fencepost leaving exactly half of my braces on my mouth.

i fell off a 30 foot cliff, i was trying to climb it....so i could jump off it. When i fell i landed on another rock a one of my friends had to grab onto me because while i lay in pain i said jerry, man, hold on to me or im going to fall again"

i sat down and let a kid jump off a couch with a full sized phone book and let him hit me in the head as hard as he could with it.

dude, i got more, do u want some?
 
#69
I got plenty more

Skate boarding on a rail, slipped, broke my collar bone twice.

Got hit by an old lady in an old cutless crossing the street to go to a funeral.

Drove my Ford Ranger off a ramp and into a lake.

Cut all 4 of my fingers open with a hobby knife while dissecting Obi Wan Kenobi action figures. Proceeded to stick pencils in there so I could be Wolverine.



I dont think this battle is good without pics. Therefore I shall provide.


Your phone book story doesn't count because its soft cover book.
 
#70
ok u guys want more dont u?

i let my friend run as fast as he could and kick me in the nuts (also on video)

me and my friends bought tabasco (spelling) sauce and we are going taking shots of it

i got the friggin ninja video...

need more?
 
#71
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thats my hand after it got caught in the engine. I have more pics on my desktop
 
#74
Tabasco is nothing, its called taking a firebomb, don't brag if you're trying to compete in the big leagues.

Played a white power show dressed up like a hysedic (sp?) jew. Mind you I'm not jewish or a skinhead. I have pics of that somewhere.

Had a bottle match vs. some cops 3 years ago chucking empty beer bottles at their car.

Tackled a book case in a public library on a dare.

Threw a bass out into the crowd and gave someone a concussion
 
#78
i got the tag cam going in my old highschool, if your wondering, someone follows me around with a camera while i bag tag (slap in the nuts) people.

i tried to do a backflip onto my bed, my bed was 3 feet high i landed on my head and heard my neck snap, somehow its not broke.

for fun my friends and i like to send me down the road to stand up close to a large group of people so when they come down the road in the car they grab me off the road and throw me into the van, just to see what people do.

i passed out on the toliet in a pub and one of my friends slammed my head in the stall door and it didnt wake me up, the owner then came in to take me away but i tried to save face i said, "hey man get out im taking a ****", he replied with, "with your pants up?"
 
#80
did i not mention for fun my dad use to drag me around on my GT snow racer when i was tried on to his atv, sometimes we would tie someone else to the back of mine, i flew ramps.

one time while at this he ran me over, but stopped right before he got to my head.
 

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