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set my hand on fire

#83
jsbass said:
Fontaine give it up BellBottom already slayed you.
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no sir, i got duct taped to a wall to see how long i could stay on the wall

one day in the middle of math class i was coming back from the bathroom and i ran as fast as i could and jumped over a desk and onto my friend who happened to be eating a box of chocolates....needles to say they ended up on the floor.
 
#88
Well, I guage stupidity on how much your life or well being is endangered, and BellBottom's incidents reflect a much higher risk of ridiculous bodily harm.

...That, and he openly admitted to setting his hands on fire ON PURPOSE more than once just to get noticed.
 
#89
Your stupid things aren't funny, just dumb freshman in highschool things. If you have to resort to tellin about how you knocked some kids chocolates on the floor, you lost.

You're also a little young to be going to bars, aren't you?

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Continued short list of stupid things
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Had a floor jack go through my car

Got into a drunken fight with keyboard player at a gig. Basically his left hand kept going into my range, walked over there and started shouting at him. Dropped my bass and flipped his keyboard to the ground and tossed him into the drum risers.

Fell on stage and walked into a guitar stack, grabbed the top cabinet but the head fell off.
 
#94
i stood up in the middle of a busy road in st. johns with a sign that said, "honk if your horny" i got lots of honks.

i crack metal broom sticks over my head at parties for something to do when im drunk.

i went down a steep hill on a scooter and the handle bars and breaks fell off....the same time.

i drove my pedal bike down over another steep hill and tried to clear the trailor of an 18 wheeler....can u guess what happened?

slammed over the head numerous times with a chemistry book thats over 8 or 9 hundred pages and a hard cover book.

i was walking down some stairs with my friends in grade 10, i tripped up and flew down a whole flight of stairs.

but tomorrow, tomorrow my friend (if i get the video done in time) is your death.
 
#96
[taunt]Somehow I'm doubting the "win" power of this video. This sounds like pretty amateurish stuff so far. I fell down stairs, knocked some kids chocolates on the floor, and someone hit me with a book?

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#97
EDIT: You also almost got hit by cars crossing the street. Right... I think the case is closed gentlemen unless Fontaine can find something that can top my stupidest of my listed feats. If he beats it, I shall post more. I think you should hand over you crown before someone gets hurt
:p See, even Kermit the Frog is on my side
 

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