Hahaha, that one was new to me. I always thought you don't need any since the Keys player does it with the left hand
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Hahaha, that one was new to me. I always thought you don't need any since the Keys player does it with the left hand
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A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What's the difference between a musician and a U. S. Savings Bond?
A: A Savings Bond eventually matures and starts earning money.
Q: Why was the Double Bassist mad at the Tympanist?
A: The Tympanist turned one of his tuning pegs and wouldn't tell him which one.
You have to be careful when you're in a big city. A friend of mine who is in a Bluegrass Band played a performance at a Pub and then without thinking put his banjo in the case and put it in the back seat of his locked car while he came back in to chat up a cute waitress. Sure enough, when he came out his back glass had been smashed and someone had put two more banjos, an accordion, a trombone and a set of bagpipes in there too!
Jazz musician dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter shows him around and introduces him to God's band of the greats; Ellington, Byrd, Miles, Armstrong and so on. The musician is happy and overjoyed and says, "This is fantastic, I get to play with the best musicians ever, my gosh, this is certainly Heaven!" Just then, Louis Armstrong comes up and tells him in his still gravelly voice, "Yeah, it is great. Just one thing, God's girlfriend gets to sing"
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless
