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Should my drummer be bringing a cowbell?

Cowbell plays a key role in the Illuminati plot to destroy the minds of mankind with that alien artifact (i.e. the cowbell) that they boosted out of the saucer which crashed in Roswell. I have proof. The Men in Black have warned me to keep my mouth shut about it. But I won't let them stop m
 
You should do a set using only cowbell songs.

We're Not Gonna Take It
Low Rider
Honky Tonk Women
Mississippi Queen
Dance the Night Away
We're an American Band
Play that Funky Music
(Don't Fear) the Reaper
You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet

If anyone argues, add "Hair of the Dog" to the list.

Give away a T-shirt to the audience member who knows what all those songs have in common. Then invite the winner up to play the cowbell on Don't Fear The Reaper at the end. If she's hot, it will help.
 
Remarkably attractive in a wholesome kind of way, isn't she...

Yes indeed. What ever happened to wholesome? Why does every attractive woman have to be opting for the Game of Thrones or post-apocalypse look these days?

Besides, any woman crazy enough to be facing down a cow like that is my kind of crazy.

Sure hope they photoshopped that picture though. Because that is one big chance she's taking if it's not. If provoked, it often comes as a surprise that the "gentle cow" can move a lot faster - and inflict more damage - than most people realize.
 
The Drummer in my last modern country band had a cowbell on his kit, leftover from our rock days. I can't think of any country song we did that required a cowbell but it was there just in case.