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It's too early in the thread to post about carrots.
It's too early in the thread to post about carrots.
Samantha, I always enjoy your posts. Since you list Frank Zappa as one of your musical influences, I'm sure you're familiar with the literary conventions of satire and parody, and the strategic use of devices such as irony and sarcasm.This is a thread within the off topic section of the website talkbass.com this thread's title is signing on there are currently 46 posts to this thread this being the latest I however am thoroughly offended.
Might as well go ahead and get Godwin's Law out of the way.
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^I didn't post that my guitar player did^
^I didn't post that my guitar player did^

I like beets
And I thought it would be boring around here as the TwoFingers rage-quit thread wound down...