Signing on..........

[NWB]

Who?

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[MatticusMania]

Not a lot of ocelot...

 

[MatticusMania]

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Havent we all heard enough about Miley Cyrus?

 

[fmoore200]

Space elevator.






The quota has been filled

 

[Mysterion]

Not a lot of ocelot..

.

 

[MatticusMania]

Talkbass 2: A lot of Ocelots

 

[NWB]

Not a lot of ocelot...

That's a saucy little ocelot.

 

[fmoore200]

See, this is why I come to Talkbass. It's genius, outside of the box ideas like this that inspire me.

I like your style - set the bar low enough and you'll always be impressed..

 

[Unrepresented]

See, this is why I come to Talkbass. It's genius, outside of the buttox ideas like this that inspire me.

Fix!

 

[NWB]

smoochie boochies?

That's what the bartender has been serving me since the Crown ran out.

 

[geeza]

My money says the OP will be gone as soon as this thread falls off the first page.

 

[LiquidMidnight]

I like your style - set the bar low enough and you'll always be impressed..

Well, I've learned to embrace modern pop culture. Unfortunately, that means Dali's a little too high-brow now. Thomas Kinkade with an ocelot it is, then!

 

[Basshappi]

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[Mysterion]

Well, I've learned to embrace modern pop culture. Unfortunately, that means Dali's a little too high-brow now. Thomas Kinkade with an ocelot it is, then!

Your knowing invocation of ironic hipster kitsch is suspiciously highbrow...

 

[LiquidMidnight]

Your knowing invocation of ironic hipster kitsch is suspiciously highbrow...

Oh no, I've totally embraced modern pop culture and have done away with the high-brow. I've traded Miles Davis for Lil' Wayne, Charles Dickenson for Dan Brown, Alan Cumming for Adam Sandler, Cornell West for Snooki, Ric Flair for John Cena.

 

[BawanaRik]

Most of you regulars probably know--for the past few years, I post rather rarely, and I usually keep it fairly tame. Well, no more. It's become pretty obvious to me that the mods, the powers that be, and possibly an influential-but-covert consortium of think tanks are all been pointing me in the direction of posting more frequently.

I know my opinions won't always be popular. But that's what America is all about--saying dumb, off-the-cuff stuff whenever and where ever we please, especially on internet forums comprised of strangers with whom we share only the most tenuous interest. So be it. Prepare for a hellstorm of ill-informed, reactionary invective.

I feel I should warn you in advance: I will assume that all forum members are either closely allied with my opinions, or diametrically opposed. All opinions will be rendered as absolutes. I will further assume that ALL POSTERS are American. I suggest that European and other "alternative-lifestyle" members refrain from commenting on threads in which I post. I will also assume that all members are male, and will refer to women as "gals" or "females," or "cootie-monsters." Again, if you're a woman and you have accidentally stumbled into one of my threads, you may want to just go hang out on Jezebel or something.

I will also use a lot of ellipsises..........You may think it is an indication of an incomplete thought, or a sign of great intellect............In fact, I just read some Céline in college and it kind of stuck with me.

Finally, I am expecting a great deal of input from BawanaRik. Even with my spotty posting record to date, he's already sent me a weirdly inappropriate PM. Along with Mellowinman, he is surely TBOT's finest performance artist, and I look forward to his Dalinian sense of mischief.

The ocelot and I await your response.

I thought the ocelot was Mellowmans?

 

[BawanaRik]

Mellowinman a fine performance artist?

Ha, the guy's a hack. A nobody. A Philistine of the worst sort.

He stole the ocelot bit from my treatise on late-19th Century animal husbandry techniques.

I shall never forgive him for that.

Animal husbandry with an ocelot.

I don't see that ending well.

 

[BawanaRik]

For every bar that opens in America two close.

Is this true? I want to see the link. Or rather I don't want to see the link.

I used to live next to Harrison NJ. At the time it was alleged to have the most bars per square mile.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Harrison N.J.

 

[DerHoggz]

Is this true? I want to see the link. Or rather I don't want to see the link.

I used to live next to Harrison NJ. At the time it was alleged to have the most bars per square mile.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Harrison N.J.

Yes, we need peer-reviewed data.

 

[BawanaRik]

Completely immature and random thought I had today:

What if you could harness a woman's large, b*** clapping bum, to make music with your band?

On stage you would have her and her large bottom wearing a thong facing away from the audience, with a microphone right in front of her bum. Then she would hop up and down to shake her bum to have the cheeks make a clapping sound in rhythm with the music.

Imagine the notoriety your band would receive, and how entertaining it would be for an audience to watch this going on. It would be instant riches.

We could call it B*** Bongo Fiesta!