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Completely immature and random thought I had today:

What if you could harness a woman's large, butt clapping bum, to make music with your band?

On stage you would have her and her large bottom wearing a thong facing away from the audience, with a microphone right in front of her bum. Then she would hop up and down to shake her bum to have the cheeks make a clapping sound in rhythm with the music.

Imagine the notoriety your band would receive, and how entertaining it would be for an audience to watch this going on. It would be instant riches.
 
Completely immature and random thought I had today:

What if you could harness a woman's large, butt clapping bum, to make music with your band?

On stage you would have her and her large bottom wearing a thong facing away from the audience, with a microphone right in front of her bum. Then she would hop up and down to shake her bum to have the cheeks make a clapping sound in rhythm with the music.

Imagine the notoriety your band would receive, and how entertaining it would be for an audience to watch this going on. It would be instant riches.

I take it that you're enjoying some Crown too?;)
 
Completely immature and random thought I had today:

What if you could harness a woman's large, butt clapping bum, to make music with your band?

On stage you would have her and her large bottom wearing a thong facing away from the audience, with a microphone right in front of her bum. Then she would hop up and down to shake her bum to have the cheeks make a clapping sound in rhythm with the music.

Imagine the notoriety your band would receive, and how entertaining it would be for an audience to watch this going on. It would be instant riches.

I think leprechauns are really aliens.
 
Completely immature and random thought I had today:

What if you could harness a woman's large, butt clapping bum, to make music with your band?

On stage you would have her and her large bottom wearing a thong facing away from the audience, with a microphone right in front of her bum. Then she would hop up and down to shake her bum to have the cheeks make a clapping sound in rhythm with the music.

Imagine the notoriety your band would receive, and how entertaining it would be for an audience to watch this going on. It would be instant riches.

See, this is why I come to Talkbass. It's genius, outside of the box ideas like this that inspire me. :D