Singer with terrible B.O.

[tdub0199]

Whats the best soap for metal?

 

[PhiDeck]

Whats the best soap for metal?

Irish Spring.

 

[MatticusMania]

He smells like poo too, and wears shorts with black socks and suspenders. And a cowboy hat. And drives a used limo.

Sounds like a cool grandpa to me!

 

[Ben Heard]

Whats the best soap for metal?

soap and metal in the same sentence? REAL metalheads mix au naturel and pot for their fragrance

 

[Greyfin10]

Del says...

If You Must...

 

[ClutchGomez]

Whats the best soap for metal?

There's no soap for metal... you just rub your skin with sandpaper until your blood kills the germs

 

[Adam Bomb]

Begin of rant----

This may sound funny but trust me.. it's not... I recently joined a band and the singer has really horrible B.O. we practice in a small room and it has come to a point where it's unbearable...

To make things worse he's a close talker... I feel like I'm on some sort of Seinfeld's smelly car episode/Larry Davidesque situation...

Any suggestions?

End of rant----

I'm sorry for your problem but this subject line/post made my morning. Only thing I might add is be careful that washing him doesn't affect his performance. Perhaps his funk is the source of his funk, if you dig.

Best of luck to you.

--Bomb

p.s. The best soap for metal is a brick