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Skyline + White Castle = Deadly

Too busy to recap until today.

On Wednesday, I went out to an open mic and sat in on drums. There was a fan behind the drumkit set to rotate and whisk air throughout the stage. I'll let you use your imagination for the results, and it would still be a little short of the reality of it.

Thursday: After 4 days of eating nothing but Skyline and White Castle, I was ready to launch. Put it this way - I had enough propulsion to have shot a missle into Jersey from my arse. Actually, I think my body was about to overdose of gas buildup. I don't think my body could release the gas as fast as it was building up. For thursday's morning sliders, I had to stop at 5 instead of the usual 6. I just couldn't take it anymore.

As I was boarding the plane, I said a silent prayer for those around me. Got on the plane, and tried my best to bury them into the seat, and had the fan on high. I fell asleep, and who knows what happened. I got home, took off my jeans and it looked and smelled like a ghost came out of them. That evening my wife got a couple of dutch ovens as my way of saying I missed her. The morning one was a total killer.

In conclusion, eating Skyline and White Castle was very fun in the beginning, but toward the end my body was reaching full capacity. But, it did make for some interesting situations. And more importantly, practical scientific discoveries were found.
 
Too busy to recap until today.

On Wednesday, I went out to an open mic and sat in on drums. There was a fan behind the drumkit set to rotate and whisk air throughout the stage. I'll let you use your imagination for the results, and it would still be a little short of the reality of it.

Thursday: After 4 days of eating nothing but Skyline and White Castle, I was ready to launch. Put it this way - I had enough propulsion to have shot a missle into Jersey from my arse. Actually, I think my body was about to overdose of gas buildup. I don't think my body could release the gas as fast as it was building up. For thursday's morning sliders, I had to stop at 5 instead of the usual 6. I just couldn't take it anymore.

As I was boarding the plane, I said a silent prayer for those around me. Got on the plane, and tried my best to bury them into the seat, and had the fan on high. I fell asleep, and who knows what happened. I got home, took off my jeans and it looked and smelled like a ghost came out of them. That evening my wife got a couple of dutch ovens as my way of saying I missed her. The morning one was a total killer.

In conclusion, eating Skyline and White Castle was very fun in the beginning, but toward the end my body was reaching full capacity. But, it did make for some interesting situations. And more importantly, practical scientific discoveries were found.

Keep up the good fight brother. :D