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So,let's talk about ducks.

#61
ryco said:
Used to work in a lumber yard down on the Lake Washington Ship Canal.
Had a block long main shed with huge sliding doors at each end.
Sometimes in the spring mama ducks & their chicks would come in & walk the entire length of the shed.
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Tune in next week for the documentary!
 
#67
I was in downtown Boise Idaho and I saw a duck. I knew the duck was lost, because ducks aren't supposed to be downtown. There's nothing for 'em there. So I went to a Subway sandwich shop. I said, "Let me have a bun." She wouldn't sell me just the bun, she said it had to have something on it. She said it's against Subway regulations to sell just the bun. I guess the two halves aren't supposed to touch. So, I said, "All right, put some lettuce on it." "That'll be $1.75!" I said, "It's for a duck!" "Oh, then it's free." I did not know that. Ducks eat for free at Subway! Had I known that, I would have ordered a much larger sandwich. "Let me have the steak fajita sub, and don't bother ringing it up - it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!"


I find that a duck's opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread.

- Mitch Hedburg, RIP -
 
#68
mrjim123 said:
A duck walked into a bar, and asked the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender replied, "No, this isn't a grocery store, get the hell out of here!"

The duck came back the next day, and asked the bartender "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender said "No, I told you before, this isn't a grocery store, and I don't have any grapes, now leave!"

The duck came back again the next day, and asked the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The angry bartender said, "NO! And if you come back and ask me that again, I will nail your feet to the bar! Now leave!"

The duck came back the next day, and asked the bartender, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender, puzzled, said, "No, why?" The duck said, "In that case, do you have any grapes?"
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haha, long term trolling, i love it :D
 
#69
Wow.



Lots of snarkitude and bickering on TB today.




EVERYBODY! CHILL THE DUCK OUT!




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