So many thoughts....

[mellowinman]

1. Pour chocolate pudding into a pair of galoshes, about 1/2 inch or so
2. Throw them out a window
3. Recite the Gettysburg Address backwards as they fall
4. Create a cactus sculpture, using styrofoam, pins, and the dashed dreams of young students
5. Wait three and a half days, and go look for the galoshes
6. Go to a bait shop, buy a 1/2 gallon jug filled with minnows; boil them for an hour, and eat them, closing your eyes, and remembering to crunch up the bones real good
7. Do NOT do Number Six!
8. If you find the galoshes, make a wish

 

[MakiSupaStar]

You have one of two options for success:
1. Cook food and charge money for your meals. With the money you make buy more food to cook more meals. If you don't have a wide range of meals you can cook, make it salty. People dig salty food.
2. Grab a clipboard, put on a hard hat, and start telling people what to do. Make sure you have a stern expression of importance when delivering the orders. Even if they have no purpose.

Eventually you'll become good at one of these. Go with that.

 

[NWB]

You have one of two options for success:
1. Cook food and charge money for your meals. With the money you make buy more food to cook more meals. If you don't have a wide range of meals you can cook, make it salty. People dig salty food.
2. Grab a clipboard, put on a hard hat, and start telling people what to do. Make sure you have a stern expression of importance when delivering the orders. Even if they have no purpose.

Eventually you'll become good at one of these. Go with that.

I've made a good career out of #2.