Sometimes I Just Need a Break from TB

[Serious Ganja]

Lol. Perfectly rolled, stuffed, and cooked ravioli (you read that right) and Meyer lemon marinated chicken breast. Because, you know, I'm a loser with no manners and no job.

Than its a good thing that you know how to cook.

 

[Wasnex]

So now I'm a troll, too?

Where did I say anything about you?

 

[Serious Ganja]

Where did I say anything about you?

Sugar!.

 

[LBS-bass]

Lol. Perfectly rolled, stuffed, and cooked ravioli (you read that right) and Meyer lemon marinated chicken breast. Because, you know, I'm a loser with no manners and no job.

Sounds scrumptious. You sound like my kind of loser.

 

[fcleff]

Where did I say anything about you?

You didn't. But you have to remember that I have no manners and no job.

 

[kasken]

You sound like my kind of loser.

Why won't women say that about me?
(To my face I mean)

 

[Serious Ganja]

You didn't. But you have to remember that I have no manners and no job.

Your so terrible. Your like Charcoal colored Satan on the outside with Sugar Crisp cereal with a spoon of sugar on top on the inside.

 

[fcleff]

I was gonna watch some Deadwood but this is way more fun.

 

[Serious Ganja]

Why won't women say that about me?
(To my face I mean)

It sounds to me like they got a winner.....no?.

 

[fcleff]

Your so terrible. Your like Charcoal colored Satan on the outside with Sugar Crisp cereal with a spoon of sugar on top on the inside.

And unemployed.

 

[Serious Ganja]

I was gonna watch some deadwood

TWSS

 

[fcleff]

Are we still on topic? Wait no. This is the humor thread. Are we still humorous?

 

[fcleff]

TWSS

Oh no she didn't.

 

[Serious Ganja]

And unemployed.

........................

 

[fcleff]

........................

I like your smoking jacket.

 

[SteffanB]

So which is better, P bass or J bass?

What brand?? SX?

 

[Serious Ganja]

I like your smoking jacket.

Dude seriously man, Bro!. THANK YOU!. RIGHT?!.

 

[kasken]

I was watching the news the other day about an asphalt truck that turned over on the highway and the person called the spill "bituminous concrete". Is that really what it is? <voices offstage>
Wait, what? <more voices>
Are you sure? Bass Humor and Gig stories? Not Off Topic? <still with the voices>
OK, nevermind

 

[Kerplunk]

I remember you. If I remember correctly. No manners. No job. But maybe I'm mistaken. If so. Work harder. Yo.

Wrong bongwaterbreath. I have a great job and I play bass in an active band. But I'm off tomorrow so I can sit here and give the finger to my phone while @Serious Ganja laughs his patootie off.

Kerplunk consults checklist.
Remembers fcleff. Check.
No manners. Check.
Mistaken. Check.
"But I'm off tomorrow."
Wonders what makes today and the day after tomorrow any different than tomorrow.
Remember fcleff, and bids fcleff a fond adieu.
Remembers manners. Check.

 

[Serious Ganja]

I was watching the news the other day about an asphalt truck that turned over on the highway and the person called the spill "bituminous concrete". Is that really what it is? <voices offstage>
Wait, what? <more voices>
Are you sure? Bass Humor and Gig stories? Not Off Topic? <still with the voices>
OK, nevermind

I am so creeped out right now.