Comic/joke. I'm from Michigan, almost Canada.
In the days of the garden of eden the animals could talk. Adam is on the couch watching football on tv, eating pizza and having a beer. He turns to his dog and says, "It's pretty nice we have football and baseball to watch, And, that we have beer and pizza." His dog, Rufus, replied, "Yes things are great!" Then Adam said, "Even though we have all of these wonderful things, my life is not complete. Rufus asked, "What's missing?" Adam turned his face to the heavens, and said, "Lord, even with all of this bounty, and my talking animal friends, my life is not as good as it could be. Can you help me?" With that the Lord answered, "All right I'll give you something to fulfill this yearning. I'll give you a hockey season too!" Amen
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