stereotype the effects user above you

[COOL AND DEADLY]

^ Has a bunch of pedals to keep up with the guitarist- some are just bypasses set up and painted like boutique pedals

 

[Jimbob Jones]

^USES CAPS LOCK TOO MUCH

 

[JanusZarate]

^ wants to know what pedals will make him sound like Muse.

 

[rratajski]

^ Stereo Electric Mistress

 

[opivy3056]

^likes the way the VT bass sounds

 

[RCCollins]

^ wants somebody a build him a lefty muff clone with reverse knob and jack configuration

 

[JanusZarate]

^ wants an expression pedal jack on every pedal.

^ Stereo Electric Mistress

Oh, yes indeed.

 

[RCCollins]

^ is flanger-dependent and in desperate need of an intervention

^ wants an expression pedal jack on every pedal.

i wish that were possible, yeah.

 

[Mudfuzz]

^ Has a revolving door policy on fuzz.

 

[RCCollins]

^ Has a revolving door policy on fuzz.

^ never met a pedal he could live without

 

[JanusZarate]

^ never met a pedal he could live with (hence, the revolving door policy).

 

[RCCollins]

^ never met a pedal he could live with (hence, the revolving door policy).

^ fails to appreciate how lucrative the used pedal trade has become

 

[rratajski]

^likes the way the VT bass sounds

VT bass???

Never owned one! Huh???

 

[Wyrm74]

^ Has spent too much time playing with the aforementioned pedal and has therefor missed the point of this thread

 

[JonathanD]

^ uses 21' cables between his pedals.

 

[sonic assassin]

^ uses 21' cables between his pedals.

doesnt think his avatar is actually a fail

 

[Bryan R. Tyler]

^
Thinks adding three EQ pedals into his signal chain drastically improves his tone; still hasn't realized that his band members just unplug his amp before every show.

 

[RCCollins]

^ has a vibrato pedal built into his singlecut

 

[Bryan R. Tyler]

^
Creates multiple "guess the distortion" threads using the same soundclip of an dimed ODB-3 for each one.

 

[JanusZarate]

^ thinks he heard significant differences between the dimed ODB-3 clips, and his favorite was the one labeled "the best one."

EDIT: This one's better than what I originally posted here.