stereotype the effects user above you

[JonathanD]

^Hates the way analog delays sound.

 

[bigchiefbc]

^ is completely p-whipped by one of his pedals. Another few weeks, and he'll be recommending the SEM to re-roof your house

EDIT: DAMN IT, someone jumped in front of me. That was for Boo.

 

[Cyber Soda]

^ Learned the difference between distortion and fuzz while smoking a fatty.

 

[RCCollins]

^ DIDN'T learn the difference between distortion and fuzz while NOT smoking a, ahem, fine cuban cigar.

 

[Amitio]

^Uses only behringer pedals on the off chance they give him an endorsement

 

[FenderAmpeg]

^ went to the hardware store looking for the effects "chain" everyone wes talking about

 

[RCCollins]

^ uses amplitube exclusively

 

[Pitbull Growl]

^ is actually the source of all those "Nigerian Check Scams" and is using the funds to feed the kidnapped soviet scientists held prisoner in his basement, and supply them w/opamps, cathodes, resistors, tubes, etc to build him the perfect pedalboard.

(... because he's a bass player)

 

[RCCollins]

^ uses a boss HM-2 to live up to his name

 

[JonathanD]

^ always sets his EQ flat on everything.

 

[J. Crawford]

^ always sets his EQ flat on everything.

^ has no idea what a pedal even is.

 

[RCCollins]

^ endorses a designer jean company because he thought they were boutique pedal builders

 

[CliffD]

^ Worships the weakbassiq...

 

[Chronicle]

^likes knobs.

 

[KsToaDangr]

^doesn't know the difference between fuzz and distortion

 

[RCCollins]

^ has a pedalboard that reads like a cafeteria lunch menu

 

[Thingus995]

^ has fuzz... nuts...

 

[TOOL460002]

^ cant possibly be the 995th person to want that user name

edit (oops- effect related):

^ calls all pedals "thinguses" because pedal technology confounds him/her

 

[KsToaDangr]

^sounds better running straight into the amp

^ has a pedalboard that reads like a cafeteria lunch menu

sadly, that's true...

 

[TOOL460002]

^ thinks danelectro is a magical effect-designing robot named danny