stereotype the effects user above you

[Jared Lash]

^ thinks danelectro is a magical effect-designing robot named danny

^Constantly searching eBay to gather up Guyatone BR-2s.

 

[RCCollins]

^ passes up some of the best effect pedals because he can't get them to sound right with his active basses

 

[TOOL460002]

^has spent so much time in the effects forum that he has burned out that little green light next to his user name several times

 

[Mudfuzz]

^Once sold a kidney for a Digitech Bass wammy.

 

[J. Crawford]

^ endorses a designer jean company because he thought they were boutique pedal builders

Not cool man, not cool.

 

[RCCollins]

^ mortgaged his trailer for a katanasound bassfuzz (for mudfuzz)

 

[Jared Lash]

^Once sold a kidney for a Digitech Bass wammy.

Is willing to sell his first born for more tape for his Echo Chamber

 

[Jared Lash]

Beat me to it.

^ mortgaged his trailer for a katanasound bassfuzz (for mudfuzz)

Constant pedal manipulation has given him freakishly fast typing skills.

 

[Mudfuzz]

^ Hasn't figured out that he actually doesn't like phasers.

 

[nad]

Is willing to sell his first born for more tape for his Echo Chamber

^tired of hearing Star Trek jokes

EDIT: god dammit

 

[TOOL460002]

^chose the user name "nad" to reflect the fact that he sold the other one for more effects

(is there a theme in selling body parts for pedals?)

 

[KsToaDangr]

^is secretly jealous of my pedalboard

 

[Chronicle]

^his big pedalboard consists of nothing!

 

[whoatherechunk]

^mainly uses pedals that can be bought at guitar center.

 

[warwick.hoy]

^Thinks the Nano Clone is the best chorus on the market.

 

[Chronicle]

^mainly uses pedals that can be bought at guitar center.

I wish...


^thinks warwicks are cooler than the sun....


Ok, i lose at this game :/

 

[warwick.hoy]

^thinks this thread is in the basses subforum.

 

[Chronicle]

^knows he's right.

 

[Mudfuzz]

^ after hours of frustration finally proved you can not fit a pedal in ones nose.

 

[Bryan R. Tyler]

^
Has spent over $630,000 on pedals, has yet to learn a major scale

Edit: damn, mine was for Chronicle too