
Pretty condesending stuff there,
bassmonkeee!
The "thinness" I'm referring to is nothing to do with EQing, it's about the lack of warmth and resonance in the acoustic properties of the bass. I've found all 3 of my EBMM 'Rays (to varying degrees) to be more harsh and brittle sounding than the old one I have. The thick lacquer and the body wood (whatever it is) on my last (2004) StingRay made it feel like the bass was made of glass and so notes had plenty of attack but no depth.
I tried a set of Thomastik flats on it and all that did was take away the characteristic "click and clank" tone (which that bass had in spades) and left a rather flat, thin tone in its place

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Of course I could drown it with bass boost and make it boomy, but that's not the same thing as having a bass with "built in warmth and thickness".
There, I've tired my best to explain it to you. At least a percentage of people who've owned several different StingRays will have some idea what I'm talking about, even if you think we're all just "doing it wrong"

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