Stoner/Doom Bassists 72: tubes and pubes

[mbelue]

Just show them your shorn kibbles and bits?

My kibbles and bits stay fuzzy, less threatening that way...

 

[ThatBassistDude]

I think what you are supposed to do is blow it all on green and green stacks, then write an hour long song and pitch it to your pop label.

 

[mbelue]

Weird I have brown hair and redder facial hair too, didn't know that was a thing. My background is lots of English and an Icelandic line, guess once in America we fooled around with a Dutch person.

Yeah I'm pretty much in the same boat, brown hair red beard. I get lots of comments like"why so you dye your beard when your hair is such a lovely color?" Standard response:"fire crotch."

 

[Kaa]

Also, some clean-shaven dudes who would grow a beard if their face would ever man up and put some effort into it.

I could grow a wicked beard, and have before, BUT:

A.) the wife forbids it

B.) my vanity won't accept the fact that it grows in pretty
much white now.

 

[CL400Peavey]

I could grow a wicked beard, and have before, BUT:

A.) the wife forbids it

B.) my vanity won't accept the fact that it grows in pretty
much white now.

A.) Keep the kibble and bits pretty for her.

B.) Do you realize how epicly wizardly a big white beard is?

If I could get away with letting my beard get big I totally would. You know how intimidating it is? Give me a few years at this company and I want to be that guy that scares the sh!t out of the uptight CRC people here with my beard and tattoos.

 

[Lazarus.Bird]

I'm scotch irish and can't grow a full beard for some reason, but I can rock the goatee OK. I've had that for like 4 years straight. Last time I did a full clean shave was my first job interview out of college.

I want to shave off the bottom part and just rock an awesome stache, but I'm afraid I'll look way too hipster.

 

[Blank_0101]

Yeah I'm pretty much in the same boat, brown hair red beard. I get lots of comments like"why so you dye your beard when your hair is such a lovely color?" Standard response:"fire crotch."

Fire face, mines not glaringly different, its not like Ronald McDonald hair, just noticebly reddish.

Reading about WWI facial trauma and the beggining of real surgical restoration, very interesting.

 

[Blank_0101]

I'm scotch irish and can't grow a full beard for some reason, but I can rock the goatee OK. I've had that for like 4 years straight. Last time I did a full clean shave was my first job interview out of college.

I want to shave off the bottom part and just rock an awesome stache, but I'm afraid I'll look way too hipster.

Everyone cuts their goatee into a stache or chin beard, go against the grain just keep the sides and eliminate the rest.

 

[bassboysam]

i can't handle a beard in the heat so the beard only comes out between October and April.

 

[Kaa]

A.) Keep the kibble and bits pretty for her.

B.) Do you realize how epicly wizardly a big white beard is?

If I could get away with letting my beard get big I totally would. You know how intimidating it is? Give me a few years at this company and I want to be that guy that scares the sh!t out of the uptight CRC people here with my beard and tattoos.

I'd love to have a Gandalf style beard, but she won't let me. and yes, I'm pussy-whipped.

 

[karl_em_all]

No beard for me

1. itchy as f###
2. everything is turning grey

 

[dunwichamps]

the most trimmed I currently get

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[Ekimus]

Beards are awesome :

 

[beebassdude]

id grow a beard if i could.

but i cant. my kfed chin strap / 13 year old amish kid beard is the best i can do.

now if my face could duplicate the hair production from my nipples, id be golden.

 

[Mattosaur]

The biggest problem with my beard is that it's exactly the same color as my face, and since it's not that thick, I end up looking like a dirty teenager.

 

[Mattosaur]

id grow a beard if i could.

but i cant. my kfed chin strap / 13 year old amish kid beard is the best i can do.

now if my face could duplicate the hair production from my nipples, id be golden.

Maybe if you teased your face as much as you play with your nipples, you'd be on to something.

 

[Lazarus.Bird]

haha this kid is cracking me up:

 

[beebassdude]

Maybe if you teased your face as much as you play with your nipples, you'd be on to something.

this is a good idea, im on it.

 

[mbelue]

i can't handle a beard in the heat so the beard only comes out between October and April.

Heat? Do y'all ship that in to Canada? Or is this a kitchen joke?

 

[MICKUSS]

No man. St. John's NL. Played a show with Shevil about 2 years ago With my band Wizards of Kaos. Instant fan, bought the EP, love it.

Cool, I've heard your band on the D5R site. Good stuff!
I'm the original Broken Ohms bassist(left over a year ago) and play in Kuato now.