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Stories About Weird Groupies

#42
Willy2911 said:
...I met this girl (SARA) @ this show, I was not even playing that night, it was a friends band. Back then we had a cool ass old bus that we gigged around in, and was touring a little to promo our new CD.
...this Crazy Sexy Girl , and her friends were all talking to me, and they asked me if I was going to play that night, I was like - no I am not in a band...So my band manager/ actual boss from my work, came up and started telling these girls how I was Going to the top and I was going to be so famous...I was so embarrased, thought she would be angry for lying. 1 hour later we were kissing and I ended up spending the rest of the weekend with her in a hotel. I think she fell in love with me that night, but I will never know now, cos I left that monday morning on the bus, and have never seen her again. I went back a couple of times to find her, found out where she worked, and that she was a volenteer firefighter who went to Oregon to help fight fires. I am such an ass for loosing her #...
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And you haven't written a song about this. Now THAT is lame. :D :D :D
 
#45
MikeBass said:
He bought me and the band drinks all night!!!:D
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I thought you were going to say he started a movie style bar fight where you had to sneak out of the building through a hole someone made in the wall with a shotgun... :p

Here goes one of my own, happened about two years ago...
We are playing a small town grimy looking NASCAR / biker bar about 100 miles from home.

When we start and the bar is empty except a few drunks but those guys loved us so much they started calling friends and before the end of the first set the bar is packed and we are having a great night. Soon I realize everyone knows everyone and drinks are flowing like water with rounds being bought, stories told and names called for any manner of reason.

During the show two girls and a guy have been sitting at a table intently watching me and the guy approaches me between sets telling me his friends like me. Well in my mind his friends are labeled big and bigger... like 13 stone for the "small" one and possibly 16 or 17 for the large. I'm friendly but try to pass it on that I'm not interested and have a girl but he insists I meet them. After talking and having a riotous round together I head back to stage, sell and sign a few CD's and start playing.

During the next set the trio gets up to dance which shortly turns to the guy dancing alone or running drinks and the girls with each other. They are getting quite friendly and our drummer keeps missing changes because he is watching their show. The two guitards are completely oblivious to the scene and jam on endless solos and verses…

Last break before the end of the night, lots of CD's have been sold and the girls say they want my autograph which we always hang out and do for CD's. I say "sure" and the one girl asks if I will sign something special for her. I ask what is it so she pulls her top off and asks me to sign her b00bs. I pause for a moment but agree and sign. Not to be out done her friend (bigger) wants the same treatment which now requires both hands to keep steady. Shortly after this I have a small line of girls in this biker / NASCAR bar wanting me to sign their b00bs with some circling through again for their lower backs. Mind you some of these girls are with big burly biker dudes but I'm a sucker for b00bs.

This would have been cool if they were hot or my age but the two that were near my age were big and bigger and the rest looked either old enough to be my mum or like they rode their own Harley's to the bar. :help: I think I signed almost half the b00bs in the bar that night so in concept the story was cool as long as I didn't look at the faces. I also ended up getting the phone #'s for the big and bigger girls but "somehow" they must have accidentally flown out the window on the highway during the trip home. :D
 
#46
nicktheninja222 said:
Dude, I my family lives in Hershey, I work at HersheyPark in the summers, where were you? What club? Ever been back since?
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The club was Link Removed. This was years ago, in an old band I was in. The band was Simon Sez. This was in probably '03-ish. Were were there a handful of times before, and a handful of times after. The bar closed down for a while for some reason, and by the time they were back up, I left that band and was in another that never played there.

IanStephenson said:
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LMAO!
 
#50
A few months ago we played this bar that Phalex plays at a lot. I have cerebral pulsy so I either sit on a stool or stand against a wall when I play. This day I was sitting.

We had just started our second set. I"m wearing my leather pants as I normally do. This lady, probably in her 40s comes up and starts giving me a lap dance as I'm playing. She's griding the entire set. Back to me, chest in me, you name it. I've never been so distracted. I think she was a professional. Our lead singer's father says it was a great show. Set ends. First words out of her mouth are "Can I have your number?" I show her my ring. I can't beleive she made that mistake. You always look at the left hand first. I tell Phalex the story. He goes "Is she the one that always presses her breats against the mirrors? EEEWWWW"
 
#52
this one is actually from my last gig...

woman has been talking to me since the moment we were setting up..."you're the best looking one in the band! Can I have a pic with you?"

Um yeah...sure

but as the gig goes on, she's trying to lock eyes with me...dancing suggestively in front of me...exposing breasts...

between sets she comes up and says "can I have a hug?"...mind you, my wife is at the gig! 10 feet away...but hugs are ok for fans...just a hug...so I hug...she won't let go and whispers into my ear..."can you just hold me for a minute? I feel a connection between us!"...I'm making hand gestures behind her back for my wife or someone to save me!

Friend comes up and starts talking to both of us...woman breaks the hold...

So I saunter back to my wife...not 5 minutes later, same woman...asks if I think she needs breast implants..I say...I really couldn't say...she says "do you want to feel them??"" MY wife, astonished grabs my hand takes it to her own right breast and says, "No, but he can feel mine if he wants to, since I'm his wife!"

we're both amazed...the woman then asks if we are swingers...and are we "into it"....we're like no...she asks two more times...

finally she moves off...I spent the rest of the last set ducking her attention....

wife was gobsmacked by the whole thing
 
#58
This thread makes me remember another story from my not always so innocent youth...

When I was about 21-23 I was playin with the band I was in at the time on a festival in a small town in south of Sweden. A girlfriend to one of the guys in another band who also played the festival, she had a videocam and our drummer managed to borrow it for a few minutes and asked me if I wanted to help him do something freaky.... So we two guys lock up in the mens room filming a lot of nasty stuff (nothing gay, promise!), and then returned the cam thinking that when she was to play this up for friends and possibly family, someone will start getting very suspicious about what she's been up to ... she had no clue...

A cpl of years later, a guy walks in to the music store I was working in, and confronts me, "Hey, I know you!", and I kind of, hrmm okay?, do I know you? and he answers, "no probably not, but I have seen your **** on film..."

Turned out he was in that other band, he was the bf to the girl with the video cam ...

:D:D:D

D.Don
 

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